Don't worry they're already pretty fucked up. – Kev (Shameless)
~It Takes A Man~
Only four months left of school and the biggest piece of gossip was that Rachel Berry had broken up with Finn Hudson and then afterwards she had kneed him in the balls dropping him to his knees. Rumor was Finn had cheated on her but honestly, Rachel wasn't really the type to be a monogamist.
Superstar quarterback and skanky ghetto girl dating was a joke to start with but everyone believes in love stories. They weren't a love story he was just looking for a fuck and thought he had to date her to get it. The truth would come out soon enough anyway and did it, about sixth period everyone's phone started vibrating with Jacob's newest piece of juicy gossip. Golden boy and Little Miss Lima Heights broken up over Santana Lopez. Click this link for my information.
~It Takes A Man~
Head Cheerio, President of the Celibacy club, and perfect her name was Quinn Fabray and Noah Puckerman, stud/badass, was in love with her. The problem was she didn't care for him and thought he was slightly beneath her. He been in love with her since freshman year but see the thing is he wasn't into all that Christian shit; yeah he was down with the J-man, Jews had to stick together.
They hung out in the same circles and actually had conversations once in a while until Berry came into the circle and then it was Quinn flirting with Finn. There was one thing about Quinn that everyone knew she hated Rachel Berry and whatever Rachel wanted or had Quinn would mess it up. He noticed Berry didn't pay any attention to it and would talk to Mike or even him.
Puck remembered all of this as he sat in Spanish not paying attention and it led to a plan. There is nothing more dangerous than a Puckerman with a plan.
~It Takes A Man~
"Hey Marley," He slid into the lunch table where his brother and his girlfriend Marley sat the next day. "Where's Rachel?"
Jake glared at him while Marley simple gave him a look. "Depends on what you want." She popped a fry in her mouth watching him with a disinterested expression.
"I want to talk to her about something personal and no it's not about sex." Jake and Marley both gave him disbelieving looks.
"She should be here soon. Had to get Mr. Bonds to sign some papers." He nodded and started drumming his fingers on the table.
"So what's up with you two? Still going strong? Using condoms?" Jake choked on his milk and Marley looked scandalized. He heard a chuckle behind him.
"Better be who wants little Puckermans running around?" He watched as Rachel sat beside him. She was wearing torn faded jeans with a black tank top and black converse. "What's up Puck?"
"Can I talk to you in private?" She frowned at him but stood up and followed him out the café to the janitor's closet. "First fuck you for that comment and second I need a favor."
She hopped on to a work table in the closet, "Oh yeah and what do I get in return?" She was hot he had to admit that. Her long straight brown hair with purple highlights was sexy and her lips were plump. She stopped giving him the fuck-me-please look. "What?"
"I need you to be my girlfriend." She hopped down off the table and walked further away from him.
"The fuck, Puckerman? I don't really date. Before you say it Finn's the one that told people we were dating not me." She was glaring at him and he felt a little scared. Rachel wasn't exactly the hold my hand and buy me flowers kind of girl, she was more of a fuck me in a bathroom stall kind of girl.
"Look it'll be killing two birds with one stone. It'll piss Finn off because he hates me and thinks I steal everything that's his and it'll make Quinn pay attention to me." He knew he was kind of begging but couldn't keep the plea out of his voice.
"So you want to date me because you like Quinn and she tries to take what's mine?" She crossed her arms and brought a finger up to her chin tapping it. "That's smart. What's your grade point average?"
"Um 3.6, why?" She shrugged and started pacing. He watched her closely as she walked from shelf to wall and back again. She pulled her hair over one shoulder and he saw a tattoo of what he assumed was a dream catcher; he really couldn't get a good look from where he stood.
"Okay fine but we need to lay out a few ground rules." He nodded at her and waited for the list. "I need sex, either with you or someone else but if you want her to really want you it has to be with you. Don't tell me how to live and don't get in my family business. If my brothers ask you we're friends and that's it. Got it?"
He thought about it, shit he had forgotten about her brothers, Blaine, Sam, and Rory. He shivered. All three had been in trouble with the law except Rory was never charged with anything and was going to be a Marine. Blaine had been to juvie the most out of all of them and he was the one you had to worry about when it came to Rachel. 'Shit, just do it.'
"Got it. Come on girlfriend I'm starving." She laughed as he put his arm around her waist. He liked the way it made her look.