"Abracadabra!"
Nothing.
"Alohamora!"
Still nothing.
"Bippidi Boppidi Boo!"
"It not going to work, Boyfriend-of-Will" Blunk informed him from the living room sofa. Matt saw his Phobos reflection stamp his foot in frustration. He was truly vexed.
"That asshole!" he shouted. "I've got school in an hour! I can't show up looking like Phobos or Philip or whatever the hell we decided to call him!"
"You? What is Cornelia going to say when I don't show up at all?"
"Like you'll be missed" he retorted to Phobos-Caleb, "You're hardly around anyway"
"Oh, so you wanna play the boyfriend card, huh?" he snapped. "This coming from an ex-Nerissa flunkie who almost killed his girlfriend!"
Before things got violent, Phobos-Blunk stepped in between them. "Boys! Eating each other not solve anything!"
Matt sighed, "The term is 'biting each other's heads off'"
"He's right though" Caleb admitted backing slightly. Then he added with a growl, "What does Phobos think he'll accomplish with this?"
"Hell if I know" Matt grumbled, flopping down on the couch. Caleb took to leaning up against the wall as Blunk plopped down next to Matt on the couch.
"Blunk think evil Phobos body have some advantages" Blunk tried to add cheerfully.
"Like what?" both teens snapped at him simultaneously.
Blunk got up again and struck a buff pose in the mirror.
"Well, Blunk taller!"
Matt threw a pillow at him.