Silly Songs With Tsukasa

by Amicably Apathetic

This is a story about random things happening to members of the .hack crew. It includes grunties, weird songs, and more. Chapter 8 is now out! This is the FINAL chapter! EDIT: I've updated all of the chapters and made some small and HUGE changes.

1. Chapter 1?

Hi guys! Be nice since this is my first fic.

Tsukasa: Why?

Because I'll make you sing Barney songs.

Tsukasa: You wouldn't dare.

Oh yes I would, in fact, that's what this fic is about ::grins evily::

Tsukasa: Noooo!!!!!!!!!!

Too bad ::smirks:: Anyways, on with the fic!

Tsukasa: No don't!

Too bad, now on to "Silly Songs with Tsukasa".

Tsukasa: Hey wait a second, yay! You aren't making me sing Barney songs!

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Mr. Asparagus, "And now it's time for another rendition of Silly Song with Tsukasa. Today, he will be singing "Maha got run over by some Grunties". And now, here's Tsukasa."

Tsukasa:

"Maha got run over by some grunties!

Coming home from our house Christmas Eve,

Now you can say there's no such thing as Helba,

But as for me and Bear well we believe.

We believe!

She'd been drinking to much milk

When we last saw her, before the attack.

And when we did find her,

She laying sprawled out with milk on her back.

I wish I could find those grunties

And see if, they're ok.

After all what if they had got a splinter,

From tromping around on Maha's back.

Maha got run over by some grunties!

Coming home from out house, Christmas Eve.

Now you can say there's no such thing as Helba,

But as for me and Bear, well we believe!!!"

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Ok! Thanks for reading now hit the little review button below so I can continue Tsukasa's torture!!! Muwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Tsukasa: No don't!!!!!!

::gags Tsukasa and ties her to a chair:: Anyways, click the review button!
P.S. I'm not sure if this is original, so sorry if somebody else thought this up before me! Oh, and all flames will be used to toast marshmellows!