Dragon- ok so this is my first Batman fanfic. I'm kinda lazy so bear with me, there may not be a lot of chapters. How the fist chapter is written is only going to be for this chapter. I'm sorry if it's confusing.

Chapter 1: Skyler Wayne

Skyler Wayne-15

Dick Grayson-24

Tim drake-14

Jason Todd-19

Damian Wayne-10

My name is Skyler "Sky" Swift and I'm a member of The Batfam. Really Sky, that's how you're going to start this off. Shut up Jason! This is my recorded diary thing and I don't want your voice to ruin it. Besides, don't you have villains to shoot or something? Nope I'm off patrol this weekend, so I'm free alllllllllll night. *sigh* Fine you can stay but keep your mouth shut or I will use my whips on you, got it? Whatever you say sis.

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah my name is Sky and I'm- Hey, what're you guys doing? Hey Dickie-bird, Sky's just doing a diary thing. Cool how far have you gotten Sky? Not very far Dick, apparently my family likes to pick my bedroom lock and evade my privacy and interrupt-Hey guys what's up? Dami and I heard the commotion and we wanted to check it out.Me. What are you doing Sky? Well Dami I'm trying to do a diary but my annoying brothers, minus you, keep interrupting me.

Hey!

Hey!

Its whatever.

Now can you guys please be quite. Where was I again, ah I remember. Ok so my name is Sky blah blah blah, you already got that. So about the Batfam, we have eight total members: Alfred, our butler\grandfather, Bruce, our dad\mentor, Diana, our mom\my mentor, Dick, big brother\best friend,-

Awww, sis I'm touched!

Jason, big brother\brainless\ best friend,-

I'm not BRAINLESS!

Timmy, little bro\best friend\adorable nerd,-

Come on sis, I'm tough not adorable and I'm not a nerd!

And finally, Damian, little brother\best friend\ most cutest being on planet earth.

Skyyyyyyyy!

Not only are we a total jumbled up family but we're a total jumbledled up superhero family. Um, Sky are you sure about this? Yes, dad gave me permission, I just can't show it to anyone. Now shush! Anyway, I'll say this in order like I did when I told you about them. So, its Batman, Wonder Woman, Nightwing, The Red Halfwit, I mean, The Red Hood,-

Why am I the only one being insulted?

Red Robin, and Robin. Oh, and I'm Whiplash, the coolest superhero behind BM and WW.

Hey!

LIES!

I can see it.

I guess.

Yep, I'm Whiplash, my suit looks like WW but I have tights, it doesn't have stars on it, and it's black and red. It's mostly black except the three red claw like marks on each of my sides and thighs.

Stupid design.

I wear a black mask and my weapons of choice are two red whips and a red utility belt stuffed with cool gadgets. Oh and I have red and black combat boots.

Why does this family love red and black so much?

Its probably just a Batfam thing.

My suit isn't red and black. It's red, green, and yellow.

You're just half of the rainbow, squirt.

Guys shush! I'm not done yet. I haven't really told you about what I look like. It's a mix of mom and dad since they're actually my parents, but mostly my mom. So, just picture a younger and smaller Diana and you'll be good. I'm like a half Amazon and human so I don't really have powers, but mom said I did get the Amazonian looks, which is good since they're all beautiful. Not trying to sound conceited here but I guess I am pretty.

Yeah, pretty ugly maybe.

Wow Jay, how original.

Well, I couldn't think of anything else, so you got one of the classics.

You couldn't be any more of a fool, Todd.

Shut the crap up, demon.

Don't call Dami a demon.

And why not bird boy.

Because I'm the adult here, you listen to me.*oof* YOU JUST PUCHED ME?!

Yes I did and it felt good. *smack* HEY THAT WAS MY FACE! I PUNCHED YOUR STOMACHE!

THAT'S WHAT YOU GE-*ooah* THAT'S IT!

Are we gonna stop this orrrr?

I'll handle it.*whip crack*

5 MINUTES LATER…

Now that I gagged and tied tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumb, lets get on with the show or recording. Whatever. Anyway, my life is pretty good, I mean, I have a mom and dad that love me, two annoying but lovable older brothers, one nerdy but adorable younger brother, and the most cutest and sweetest youngest brother.

*muffled* Sweetest?!

*muffled*Cutest?!

Am I really a nerd?

Tt! Imbeciles! Well, except for Sky.

*chuckles* Well, I guess that's all I have to say, but I can say this…I AM NEVER EVER DOING THIS AGAIN! MY STUPID PLDER BROTHERS HAVE UNDER IT FOR ME! Anyway, this has been-

*muffled* Dick Grayson

*muffled* Jason Todd

Tim Drake

Damian Wayne

And Skyler Wayne, signing out for the first and FINAL time.

Dragon- so I hope you guys liked the first chapter. I know Jason usually cusses but I don't like cussing so I did the best I could. Please review!