Disclaimer: Yawn, nothing owned, nothing gained. This over already?
A/N: Don't ask me why I decided all of a sudden to make something like this; let's just say one thing: my favorite candy on a summer night does not mix with my boredom. I know that the Cullen's aren't affected by this, so I tried my best to stick with what could happen. It's my take on a wacky one-shot. Review!
I walked into the Cullen's house with a sudden panic. Oh god. No, this cannot be happening. Of course my period was going to suddenly arrive at the Cullen's, where else would it start? Whoever's in charge up there must really like to torture me. I had a sudden urge to run to the bathroom; part of me craved to, but that would just alert Edward into thinking there was something wrong. "But, I really need to go" My mind tortured me…and for that fact my bladder.
Would the girls have pads in the bathroom? No, no, that's silly. I mean, lucky for them, they probably haven't gone through this torment in many decades. I took a mental moment to add that thought to my "Pro" list of being a vampire. The Pro's were actually catching up to the Con's now.
I, still standing inelegantly in the hallway, peered over at the large living room. Everyone was in there at the moment, so possibly I could slip the other way into the unnecessarily large bathroom. It was always kind of awkward when I told Edward that I needed a "human moment"…so maybe I could just find it on my own. I turned the other way when I heard many whispers. Was that just my paranoia? Or was I getting used to the quick little murmurs from vampires? I could make out the word "her" over and over again, used by every one of them. I also, most noticeably, heard Edward snarl over at Emmett and Rosalie; more so at Rosalie.
I could feel my cheeks grow a deep crimson and all eyes were on me. Could they possibly tell? Could they…smell it? This was officially going down number one on my "most awkward moment's" list, and trust me I've had many.
Another silent moment and a faint voice sped too quickly for me to understand. Yet, for some strange reason I knew, just knew, it was about me. To prove my assumption, Emmett boomed his laughter loud enough for all of Forks. They all were holding giggles inside except for the indifferent Carlisle and the sympathetic Esme. Suddenly I heard a voice loud enough for me to understand. It was Emmett's, of course.
Edward was glaring at him, his thoughts obviously a minute early. "What? It's her color!"
The others laughed and I suddenly grew very self conscious. Could they tell? I could feel my emotions mixing; Jasper laughing, but too overwhelmed with my sudden mix of despair and embarrassment.
Alice was giggling, but quick to my side, along with a human-paced Esme.
"Um, Bella, no worries we have some spare…necessities upstairs" She sniggered into my ear. We walked out of eye-sight and that's when I asked the on-going question. "Could you guys…smell it?" I asked, feeling extremely ill at ease. She may be like my sister, but sister or not…still very uncomfortable.
She laughed louder this time, imitating the jingle of chimes. "No silly Bella, we could see it" She replied, pointing to the backside of my pants.
My face flushed, but I followed Alice and Esme to the "girl" section of the household; sort of wondering why they even had them. Just when I thought that they would be over it already, and when I was applying the most important accessory, I heard a loud smack. It sounded like two boulders collided. A loud eruption of laughter filled all of the rooms along with an accompanied strike in my defense.
Yeah, this was definitely going down as number one on my list.