Everybody Loves Amy

Disclaimer 1: I do not own Pepto Bismal… yes that was random

Disclaimer 2: Nope… not a member of the sonic team… yet…

Summary's summary: Sonic and Shadow are friendly rivals who compete for Amy's love.

Me: Konichiwa! This is Stripes the IV! But just call me Stripes… No I am not related to Stripes II (My other fanfic: Crystal Shards)

3: Hi.

Me: This is a Sonic fanfic not a KND one! Scram!

3: Poo. leaves

Me: This is rated PG-13 for Language and maybe some suggestive themes (later on). Ahem. Amy!

Amy: Oh yeah, No flames, please. Flames are the things that Shadow uses to fly, and Stripes's chao (that looks like Chaos Zero), Dingy breathes at Sonic. Give flames to them instead.

Me: On with the story!

Prologue- Disadvantage o. of Buttermilk Pancakes

(Amy is 12, and both Shadow and Sonic are 15, Tails is 11.)

"Amy," Shadow asked, watching her dash to and fro around Station Square "Where have you been going everyday in such a rush?"

"To my job at the Chao Garden!" Amy said quickly brushing her head-spikes. "Which reminds me," she glanced at her watch (lined with hearts, of course). "I gotta go!" She dashed toward the Chao Garden teleporter (SA2B).

"Is Amy even old enough to work?" Sonic whispered to Shadow.

"Nah. They just let her because she begged with those-" Shadow started to have a dreamy look. "Those beautiful, gorgeous, darling, precious-"

Sonic angrily nudged Shadow with his elbow.

"- uh eyes." Shadow finished, snapping back to reality. "So anyways how was it when Amy loved you?" Shadow asked full of envy.

Sonic turned pink. "Well, back then it was torture… but now…" If Shadow wasn't there he would have slapped himself for being so damn stupid by not liking her back. "… It would have been like heaven…" Sonic had the same dreamy look in his eyes as Shadow did.

"I know what you mean."

Both hedgehogs stood there for hours, thinking about Amy.

"Guys?" Said a voice

"Huh!" Sonic and Shadow said, jumping up.

"What are you drooling at?" They recognized the voice to be none other than Amy Rose.

Shadow, not fully awake answered, "You…" Sonic sharply elbowed him. "I mean, you…'re pancakes! I really would like some." Shadow sweated intensely.

"Hmmm…" Amy was not convinced. "Okay then. I'll make some tomorrow. Come on. Let's go."

"Is Amy back earlier?" Shadow whispered to Sonic.

"No." Sonic said, both of them finally noticing that they had been in one spot for 9 hours and it was now 4 pm.

The next day

Sonic and Shadow were greeted by a mountain of organic buttermilk pancakes.

"Uh-oh." Shadow muttered, seeing that the pancakes contained buttermilk.

"What's wrong Shadow? I thought you liked the buttermilk pancakes." Amy said, confused.

"Uh nothing…" Shadow turned and whispered into Sonic's ear, "I should have told her that I was allergic to buttermilk…"

"D'nt wrry!" Sonic said with a mouthful of pancakes in his mouth. He had finished the mountain of pancakes and was still hungry. He swallowed the mouthful and drank a gulp of organic juice, "I've got an idea." He said switching his empty plate with Shadow's full plate.

"Good thinking Soni-"

Amy saw the empty plate. "You must be really hungry Shadow! Don't worry I'll make more!" She said skipping off.

Sonic finished his (previously Shadow's) plate.

"Oh dear. It seems we're out of buttermilk… I guess I'll use regular milk." Amy said after making one more batch of buttermilk pancakes.

"Thank you, God." Shadow whispered.

"Okay! All done!" Amy said carrying three plates of pancakes (one for herself). "Here you go!" Amy said, setting down the pancakes with a smile.

Amy cut her pancakes into quarters, while Sonic stuffed all the pancakes in his mouth and now was trying to swallow them (It didn't work well. He choked twice, and Amy had to get her Piko Piko hammer and whack him hard on the back, causing the pancakes to fly out of his mouth, but Sonic still ate them and the process repeated several more times.). Shadow ate his pancakes quickly.

"Those are soooo goooood!" Shadow said dreamily when his plate was empty.

"I know!" Amy replied with a smile. "I gave you the last of the buttermilk ones."

Shadow stopped in mid-chew.

"Aww! Lucky!" Sonic said, disappointed that Shadow got them and not him (Being Sonic, he quickly forgot about the buttermilk allergy thing).

"Excuse me." Shadow said walking toward the bathroom.

Amy glanced at her watch. "Oh my! I better get my stuff!" Amy said rushing around.

As soon as Amy left, Sonic (who secretly finished Amy's pancakes) could hear the horrible noise of Shadow blowing chunks in the bathroom. Actually, Sonic wasn't paying attention.

"Oh no! I'm going to be late!" Amy started to cry.

"D-Don't cry Amy! I'll take you there at the speed of sound!" Sonic said.

"R-Really?"

"Sure let's go!" He said grabbing her hand.

As soon as they left, the bathroom door opened. "Urk… Amy, do you have any Pepto Bismal?" Shadow said wearily while holding his stomach. "Amy? Amyyyyy!"

SA

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