Greetings, denizens of Earth! It is I, The Watcher, once again. I am here to regale you with tales of the Marvel Universe that will astound and bewilder your sensibilities! Once again, we shall peer into another corner of the X-Men universe where you will be amazed at the intrigue, the action, the danger…
Uh, well, no actually. If you heard the last one, you're not going to buy it this time. It's just that I've allowed all the mediocre and inconsequential stories to pile up, so, I have to get these things out of the way. They all can't be winners. But cut the Watcher some slack! I have to watch everything! Believe me, suffering through one of these turkeys is nothing compared to what I have to go through. Yes, I said it, this one's a turkey! I couldn't in all honesty defend it in any way. I could've made the effort to find something more palette able, but, I have other priorities.
Okay, I'll level with you. I was talking to Eternity the other day and he set me up with his sister Infinity. So long story short, we're going out some time soon. I can't say exactly when since time is pretty inconsequential to cosmic beings such as us you know (well, actually you don't). But I can't give up my social life just to entertain you!
Anyway, there are some good points to consider. It's dealing with those X-kids again. And…it's mercifully short, not like the last one (even I felt that one). The bad news is…well…you're just going to have to read it to find out. (Now you're interested, just how bad could this thing be…bad enough for you to be interested!) So enjoy masochists! Don't say I didn't warn you (even if I'm totally responsible for your distress!). Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date to wait for, and knowing Infinity, she'll take forever to get ready (I know, but I couldn't resist!). Enjoy! And sorry in advance!