Due to a conversation between me and a friend, they gained the inspiration to take parts of said converation, and wrote this one shot I thought it was fucking hilarious, and decided to share it.
Showers are nice. In my opinion, nothing beats unwinding after a long day, all clean in the blankets of your bed. Being almost Summer, lukewarm or even cool showers are fantastic. Without the worry of running out of hot water, what could I worry about.
My hair was wet from my shower and as I sat it was hanging over my shoulder. No problem, I'll be up for a little while, so I'll let it air dry. After finishing up work on my computer, I venture into the hallway, aproaching my room. The AC is in the hallway. My hair, no longer on my shoulder, left a large wet area on my shirt. Oh no. No no. Now my tiddy is cold.
Now, if you dont have a tiddy, think of this. One cold, damp buttcheek. Just one. The thing with the butt is the problem of the butt being a muscle. A buttcheek would get warm pretty easily, ya just sit down or move around a bit. A tiddy aint a muscle. So I'm sittin here with a hand on my tiddy.
Oh, the cold tiddy. A tiddy cold, indeed. A cold jiggly ball on your chest. All you can do in the moment is grope it with your warm hand and cry. Beware of the One Cold Ass Tiddy.