Okay, there is a reason why I'm writing this one-shot. The reason is because my new story will involve Kon in a human body so whenever Kon finds one, he will forever be stuck into there. So this is where he finds the body. Enjoy!

Ichigo patrols around at night with Kon on his back. Lately Kon has been complaining about not having game and being too small and weak. So Ichigo decided to get him a body.

A teen with blond hair and light brown streaks waits to cross the street. Kon has hearts in his eyes "Ichigo! That's the perfect body! Kill him and let me have his body!"

Ichigo takes Kon off his shoulder and holds him by his head "WHAT! I will never kill a random citizen!" he yells at Kon. The blond teen turns to them and freezes "Oh no. The illusions are back!" he exclaims.

Ichigo looks at the guy "Oh no! I'm just a ghost!" he says quickly, the teen freaks "A GHOST?" Ichigo waves his hands and Kon back and forth "I-I am an actual person I mean! I'm just… Uh! P-Playing samurai!"

The blonde teen breathes in relief "Thank god." Ichigo nods, Kon stays limp, not wanting to freak the kid out.

The teen looks both ways and crosses the street only to be killed by a hollow that appeared out of nowhere and sucked the poor boys soul out of his body. Kon stares in shock at the body.

Ichigo kills the hollow and picks up the body "I didn't know hollows could do that! I thought only Yammy can!" he exclaims to himself as he lays the body onto the sidewalk.

Kon shrugs "Oh well! Let me into the body!" Ichigo punches Kon's stomach. Forcing the pill, that holds Kon's soul, outta his little plushy body and into the palm of Ichigo's hand.

The lion plushy falls face first onto the floor with a little 'Foo' sound. Ichigo opens the teen's mouth and places the pill into his mouth and waits for Kon to come to life.

Kon sits up quickly and holds his stomach as he coughs "What the hell man!" he yells in a deep-ish voice. Ichigo stands and turns to leave "Great, now you're outta my hair, goodbye."

Ichigo disappears. Kon gasps "Oh no! How the hell am I supposed to live?"

THE END

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