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"It's over Anikan!" Obi-Wan screamed when the dramatic music that controlled all of their lives paused. "I have the high ground!"

Anikan glared at Obi-Wan from his floating droid creature thing. "You underestimate my power!"

Obi-Wan knew he'd have to resort to his last hope. "Don't try it!"

With a feral roar, Anikan leaped through the air, twisting and turning before landing in fron of Obi-Wan. The elder jedi backed away and threw a small pouch at Anikan.

As the grainy substance landed in Anikan's face, he realized in horror what it was.

It was sand.Anikan instantly collapsed to the ground, shrieking in agnoy.

"Agh! It's so coarse and rough and irritating! AND IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE!!!"

Obi-Wan looked down at Anikan as he stepped away from the sith. "You didn't have the HIGH GROUND, Anikan!"

While still trying to rub the sand from his eye, Anikan stood up and screamed, "I HATE YOU!"

Obi-Wan knew what was about to happen. The dramatic music was back, and the could only mean one thing.

"Don't try it."

Anikan screamed in rage and leaped through the air, twirling like a miniture rocket.

He jumped in the wrong direction and landed in lava, sinking to the bottom. As he sunk, he shouted, "Help me Obi-Wan! You know I can't swim in lava!"

Obi-Wan sadly shook his head. "I'm sorry Anikan, but you just didn't have enough HIGH GROUND!"

"I hate you! And the jedi! And Padme! But I also love Padme! I feel like my motivations don't make much sense!" Anikan yelled as he drifted away.

A few seconds later, Palpatine and two clones ran out to the lava bank to find no one there. "Well poop." Palps said. "I was hoping that Vader gad somehow survived being set on fire and having horrible burn wounds left untreated for an hour or so."

The two Clones simply nodded their heads, as they were listening to music and couldn't here anything he was saying.

Then Obi-Wan materialized out of nowhere and threw sand in all of their faces.

Palpatine screamed as he finally realized he would die here because sand was his only weakness. "Ah! I'm melting, I'm melting- oh curse this sand! It's so coarse and rough! Curseeeessss!!!!" And then Palps melted into his robe, freeing the galxy from his influence.

The clones, meanwhile, hadn't even taken note if what had just happened and were instead building an ash castle out of the ground.

Obi-Wan left the two there amd he ran back to Padme's ship. "Master Kenobi, Master Kenobi!" C-3PO hurried to meet him. "It's mistress Padme, sir! She's dying."

The group then did all of the other things that they did after the huge fight scene, except this time Obi-Wan and Yoda restarted the jedi order.

But Obi-Wan realized they needed better weapons if they were to continue to survive.

And so, from here on out, the Jedi Order used sand instead of lightsabers so that they could properly destroy their enemies. Obi-Wan also taught everyone how to take the highground, while Yoda told all of the younglings the tale of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise. Director Krennic even showed up as a guest instructor to teach everyone how to deploy the garrison.

And so, everyone lived happily ever after. Especially the two clones Obi-Wan left on Mudtafar, as they built a massive ash castle and took over the planet. But in the far reaches of the galaxy, a new threat energed.

"Ohh, theysa think that theysa destoryed the Darka Lords of da Sith. Theysa in biiiggg doodoo this time. Soon, theysa be bowin to da mostest powerful of all da Darka Lords of da Sith. Darth... Jarbink!

Then Darth Jarbink slipped on some sand and broke his neck and died the end.

Don't even ask why I made this, because I don't know.