Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer does.
If you didn't know that you are a disgrace to all twilight fans X_X
Note:I'm not sure if someone else has already done this with the Volturi...if you have, I'm sorry!
The Volturi Diaries
Entry One: Aro Volturi
Dear Diary,
Today was the 4,187, 227 day of my life. So I decided to celebrate with my lovely family.
I thought it would be nice to buy a cake, so I went to the nearest bakery.
It smelled so delicious and sweet, it was the start of a perfect day.
Until the baker came to close to be and I killed her.
She smelled so good though.
So after the whole fiasco I went back to my wonderful coven.
Caius was in a horrible mood, he always asks why I act so joyfully.
So I had to tell him we must celebrate the day!
Marcus said it would be interesting.
So once the sun set everybody gathered around to eat cake.
Diary, I know we vampires cannot eat cake, but we must try anyway.
So I ate a piece of cake.
Caius took a piece but threw it at Felix.
Marcus refused to touch his cake.
Jane and Alec ate some because I told them I'd kill them if the didn't.
They are such wonderful kids.
Gianna ended up eating most of the cake though, since she was the only one who could taste it.
She said it was vanilla.
I can't remember what vanilla taste like.
Sincerely,
Aro Volturi