one day gerard way was laying down hating his life. gerard hated his life so much
he wanted to die. he went over to the white house to jump off to be famouse,
he didn't know that such a jump would only break his legs. right before he jumped,
a naked orange chimpansee sprouted bootleg angel wings and swooped down to
catch the falling gerard with a hard erection. gerard was so shook he just stared with
his mouth wide open, which would be helpful for Donald Trump. he looked into the
deep eyes of his sunburnt saviour. he didn't know what to say, trump took way to
the bedroom to fondle his edgy, leather testy balls. Way liked trump, and decided
to be his toy forever.
"S-Senpai" Way tried to speak.
"It's too late, Way. You're a trump now."
Gerard Trump came up to the stands with Donald Trump and announced something
that would astound all his fans.
"We will build a great, great wall of Romance and make Cory Baxter pay for it."
A black metal wall with edgy blades and spikes was then built across Mexico, many
of Gerard Trump's fans still throw themselves onto the wall as a sacrifice to their
almighty god. Cory Baxter was salty, but people knew he just wanted Gerard's pasty
ass, and his boobs were sore. Nobody cared because Cory was a dead meme.
Then Donald Trump and Gerard Trump made lots of babbs.