"Everyone betrayed me! I'm fedup with this WUROLD!"
Mark stared after the heartbroken Johnny as he went upstairs.
"Hey, wait!"
Mark headed toward the stairs. Lisa tried to follow him, but he stopped her.
"Stay here, Lisa. I have to talk to him alone."
Johnny was lying on his bed, curled up in the fetal position. His future wife had been cheating on him, and with his best friend no less! He was absolutely miserable.
"Johnny?"
Johnny didn't even turn around to face his friend. "Go away, Mark."
"Johnny, we need to talk." Mark sat down on the bed.
"You betrayed me!" Johnny reminded him, in his usual monotone. "You are using me, and I am the fool."
"Johnny..." Mark hesitated. "I'm gay."
"Then why did you sleep wit Lisa?" Johnny asked.
"Because it's the closest I could get to being with you."
Johnny sat up in surprise. "What do you mean?"
"I love you, Johnny."
"What's taking them so long?" Lisa wondered. "I'm getting bored."
She decided to head upstairs to see what was going on.
When she reached the top, she saw the last thing she ever expected to see: Johnny and Mark were on their bed; Mark was on top of Johnny, both of them completely naked.
Lisa stared in shock, her jaw practically to the floor. "You...and him...and that crappy R&B music...?"
"Get out!" both men said in unison.
"Go and spend time with Denny," Johnny added.
"YES!" shouted Denny, who had been standing there the entire time.
Lisa sighed. "Well, as long as we can do it on the spiral staircase..." she mumbled.