I love ShikakuxYoshino! Not enough about them on this site... I don't own Naruto.

Yoshino had just returned from her mission under the most difficult man in the world, Nara Shikaku. She stomped to her house slamming the door. "Watch it!" One of her four brothers shouted and she scowled passing them to go upstairs, they were wrestling in the living room.

"I hate men!" She screamed slamming her bedroom door shut. She curled up in her bed, Shikaku was an awful person, he criticized her when she did most of the work for her well he slept, and he made sexist comments that if she collected as stairs she'd be able to get to the moon.

"Yoshino, Hikari is here!" One of her brothers called and Yoshino came down slowly and smiled at her friend. Hikari had lovely red hair and gray eyes.

"Yoshino-chan, I got a date." Hikari said and Yoshino smiled and congratulated her friend. "It's a double date though so I need you." Hikari begged

"No way, I'm banning men from my life." Yoshino said and Hikari raised a brow as Yoshino's brothers let out a war call and ran past them shirtless. "My brothers are little boys not men." Yoshino said easily.

Hikari sighed heavily and pouted, something Yoshino was weak against. "Alright, but just this once." She bargained.

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Yoshino couldn't believe it, Hikari's date was Nara Shikaku, and hers was Inoshi his player friend. "So you just got back from a mission, how'd it go?" Hikari asked pushing her hair back making it glint in the light, of course Hikari knew that made it prettier.

"Ask you friend, she was the one who almost failed it." Shikaku said accusing Yoshino with his eyes.

Inoshi shoved his buddy. "No one so cute could ruin a mission." He said and took Yoshino's hand in his.

Yoshino pulled it away and cross her arms and glare at Shikaku. "Yes I did almost ruin it, because you had me so tired out from doing all the work before hand that I could barely fight four huge men, well you what…oh yes knocked out the guard who was shorter then me." She retorted cold and Shikaku rolled his eyes.

"Women are useless and troublesome if you don't force them into working, still their troublesome." He said and sighed. "Waste of flesh." He said and Yoshino raised a brow.

"Oh come on women have pretty flesh." Inoshi said trying to reclaim Yoshino's attention. "Especially brunettes with tan skin." He added, but Yoshino wasn't done arguing.

"Shikaku you said your father or fathers had sex and gave birth to you or did you just appear? Please tell me how you were born with women being so useless." She quipped and Shikaku rolled their eyes.

"Yes, the old pregnancy thing, I'm wrong women aren't useless, they make warm bed, give birth and do housework, happy?" Shikaku questioned.

Yoshino felt the table crack under her furious grip. "Come on Yoshi-chan he's just messing." Hikari said and Yoshino released the table.

"Yoshi, doesn't that mean good luck, what irony that I'm unfortunate enough to be stuck on a date with Lady Feminist and proof that women are not the smarter of the species." Shikaku said and Yoshino jumped over the table to kill him.

"Yoshi-chan!" Hikari yelled tugging at her.

Yoshino clawed at Shikaku and snarled. "I'm just going to make sure he never produces any other stupid macho-ass babies!" Yoshino screamed and Inoshi pulled her away, getting a few smacks in the face.

Shikaku stared at her shocked, before he started yelling. "Little Psycho! Did you get dropped on the head as a baby?" He demanded getting right in her face. "Apologize." He demanded pinching her chin in his hands.

Yoshino spat in his face and he jerked back a wiped it off with his hand eyes burning with fury. "Get out." The manager said and they excited, Inoshi was no longer holding Yoshino, but Shikaku back.

"I'm not going to hit her, just give her a good lecture." Shikaku yelled and Yoshino scowled being pulled away by Hikari.

Yoshino had calmed down and Hikari was talking now. "What an awful man that Shikaku is! His friend seemed much nicer." She said and Yoshino shrugged. "You didn't see how he was worried about you?" Hikari asked.

"Yeah, yeah. What was his name?" Yoshino asked, she had focused on Shikaku. Hikari shook her head in shock and they divided to go home.

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Yoshino got a rude awakening in the morning as her eyes opened. About to scream, her mouth was cover, Shikaku sat on her desk reading her book. "Morning sunshine." He said removing his hand.

"Were going to smother me in my sleep or something?" Yoshino demanded, how'd he get in here.

"You need new window locks." He said like reading her mind as he got off her desk and put the book back. "And I didn't come to kill you and came because I'm missing something." He said

"Besides your brains?" she asked

"Yeah, yeah what ever princess. Have you seen a silver hoop?" He asked and she raised a brow.

"No. Why? Did you plan to give it to your girlfriend?" Yoshino questioned and Shikaku snorted.

He looked on her desk before sitting on it again. "No, I'm single." He responded.

"Surprise, surprise." She responded and he actually chuckled.

"Yes, I'm sure you have a line of boyfriends." He quipped and she shrugged, so she spent her Saturday nights with her brothers eating like pigs.

"Yeah, yeah I don't have you earring so you mind getting out of my room?" She asked and he shrugged.

"Not like your doing anything important in it." Shikaku said and Yoshino rolled her eyes.

"I don't know I was thinking of changing." She said and he shrugged, not leaving. "Pervert! Get out." She said and he chuckled.

"Trust me I've seen far more attractive women in much, much less then what your wearing now." He said, but left via window. Yoshino looked at what she slept in a tank top and boxer shorts, nothing dirty.

She was glad he had left; she didn't know they'd be seeing each other a lot more in the near future.

More chapters to come!