Phoenix Wright thought long and hard - okay, hah hah, yes, that is what she said - about the case at hand. Everything he held dear, everyone he loved, was going to die if he didn't do this right!...which begs the question of why he continued to be a lawyer at all after that whole fiasco with Engarde, but it's FINE! He opened his eyes and pointed his justice finger of justice.
"Your honor..." The Semi-Decent Lawyer began, staring into the face of that no-good scoundrel Edgyworthless, "...it's a stepladder!"
Edgeworth just sort of nodded. He was Phoenix Arizona's side on that one.
Suddenly, another voice piped up, the one belonging to Mayonaise Fanny Pack.
"You're basing this off of narrow-minded cultural assumptions!" Maya screamed in her way too high-pitched anime voice in sheer fury.
Eggworld smirked and folded his arms.
"Incorrect, Mayan Funknugget." He said, looking at his lover, Phonetic Awry (well, according to everybody, anyway). "The ladder is indeed a stepladder and also you're a big peepee head-"
"Yeah!" Said Phoenix Wrong, a goofy grin on his face. "It's a stepladder!"
Faya Mey burst into tears as every single other petite female assistant comforted her in her time of need.
"Maybe we've gone a little too far this time around, Eddy boy." Nicky Minaj commented with concern on his face.
"Just shush up and make out with me but only in attractive ways so people can draw it well" Edddddd replied, p0uncing on Phoenix Incorrect (Owo).
Meanwhile, the Judge was busy trying to figure out which med he had to take during the trial, and had already died without any noticing a half hour prior to these events.
Oh, and Gumshoe and the boys? I dunno, I got lazy and didn't want to use too many characters.
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Oh. anD tHe cOWboY's heRe tOO-!