When I was a little boy I loved Pokeon I also loved Pokemon gold. As a kid i play pokemon gold all day and gain 200 pounds in pre school it was awesome. But allas my evil mather steal my game cause it was 'unhealthy'. Now it year 2017 and I hear that a new pokemon game called "heart Gold' came out 7 years ago, WOW THAT WAS SO RECENT! I than go to gamesthap but Gamestop did not have it because they only sell the new shit. 'OH COME ON I'M ONLY ASKING FOR SOMETHING THAT CAME OUT 7 YEARS AGO!" The Gamestop guardian laughed at me "WE NO SELL HEART GOLD BUT HEART GOLD IS RARE FIND IT ON EBAY WE ONYL HAVE POKEMON SUN AND MOONSHINE!" "BLAST IT ALL!" I pounded my fist on the table "I WANT A POKEMON HEART GOLD!" I than got on the floor and began police came and threwme out. Than I sobb as I see a hooker "Hey I'll give you my copy of Pokemon Heart Gold if you Squirtle in my wigglytuff." I agree and I get game after lots of sobbing. I get home and open the case and see on the sticker it read 'Pokemon Herpie Gold' I shrug it off as a glitch. I pop in the game in my gameboy but It was for the ds and I had no ds. The hooker stared at me holding a pink ds, I sighed. After more sobbing I got the ds. I pop in the game and start like normal the title screen was weird insted of flying Ho-oh was jacking off in the corner. I press start aftergetting a boner from ho-oh. The game start with oak being like "SUP BITCH iT'S POKEMON TIME UR A BOY LET'S GO SEMEN FAIL!" WAIT HOW DID THEY KNOW MY NAME WAS SEMEN FAIL?! Than the game begin but something is wrong my character look liekghost from red and blue and lanvender town I was in. The man gave me a squirtle. I than began to feel little cold sores on my bodybut I ignore them than my character go to top of lavender tower and jump off and zoimbies cum all over screen. I was a scare at this than i see goku and I die. When I wake up I see my doctor "You have herpies." So the moral of the story don't have sex with hookers for video games.