Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight or any of its characters

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight or any of its characters. Stephenie Meyer does. If I did Jacob wouldn't be a character.

Hi this is Rosalie watupitROSALIE so visit my member's profile. R&R but no fire because this is my first FanFic! :)

The Cullen Family Rap

The Cullen's are the best out of all the vampires,

They don't have to breathe and they never get tired!

Carlisle is RICH; he owns a big white mansion!

He took from his human life all his compassion!

Esme took her mothering skills from her old life,

She's never been in an argument, not even a strife!

Edward is da BOMB! He knows how to 'read'

Not talkin bout books if you know what I mean!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

He's the most gorgeous with his untidy bronze hair,

Only for Bella does he ever care.

In 1933 when Rosalie was on her way home from a friends,

She met her fiancé and a couple of 'gents' who left her at the end!:(

She lay in the middle of the street when Carlisle smelled her blood,

He took her to his house as fast as he could run……

(Beat changes)

Yo! What up? My name is Alice!

And by the way the mall is my palace.

You may not know, but the future I can see,

You can't catch anyone bettin 'gainst me!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

I'm Jasper but you can call me Jazz

If you're angry I can make you glad.

I can pimp out your emo so simp-i-ly

I can make you outgoing if you usually act timidly!

I'm Emmett and I look like I do serious weight liften

But on the inside I'm just like a giant kitten.

My curly hair and dimples got Rosalie,

And now I have her all for me, me, me…….me

And the last of the Cullen family crew,

Is Bella, not a vamp but will be one soon!

With translucent skin you see her veins POP!

With popularity she is on the top1

Eddy loves her and she loves him back!

Alice drags her shopping to fill the empty racks!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Cullen's are good they drink only animals.

Grizzlies, mountain lions but never a camel!

They're 'vegetarians' it's their little inside joke.

OUT OF ALL THE VAMPS EVERYONE LOVES THEM THE MOST!

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