A/N heya guys this is a short one about bella and the pack watching harry potter and the Goblet of fire when the cullens are hunting ( its just speech) .

'do we have to watch this'

'YES'

'I don't get it I don't see how ron or harry are hot'

'well you wouldn't Collin you're a boy'

'hey leah that's sexiest'

'shut up the both of you'

'ok well I don't get it whos he'

'I think his name is Cedric Diggory'

'that's a stupid name'

'says you quill'

'that's not fair Embry'

'does anyone realise that, that Cedric dude looks like Cullen'

'we don't really think things like that'

'shut up about Edward he is my boyfriend you know'

'yea well we don't like him so way'

'but you like Cedric'

'well yea'

'well then whats wrong with Edward'

'well hes a VAMPIRE'

'yea well done jarred'

'shut up leah we all know you have a crush on Dr. Fang'

'I do not'

'REALLY leah well that's a news flash im sure when im next round there I can tell him'

' SHUT UP BELLA'

'im hungry and whats that cup thing'

'that's the Goblet of fire'

'if your hungry order something'

'or I can cook'

'bella NO you always cook'

'hey Seth do your sister a favour and MOVE OVER'

'its not my fault im the size of a grown man'

'hey guys were did Brady go'

'he was right there a minute again'

'whos that dude who looks like a snake'

'that's voldermort…. You dick head how did you not know that'

'because unlike you Paul I have never seen this'

'OI shut up and that's an order'

'heya Sam because im not in the pack does that mean I don't have to listen to you'

'well…. Yea I guess but if you're the only one speaking then….. why did he cut his hand off'

'I don't know'

'well find out'

'HOW'

'oh hi Brady where were you'

'um I went to order some Pizza Hut, Pasta King, Burger king and Mc Donalds why?'

'um just wondering why did you order so much'

'because Jake you and everyone else eats so much'

'JAKE do you have a blanket'

'just come here bella'

'wo wo wo bella why are you cuddling Jake I thought you where with the Vamps'

'shut up Embry, and hes hot'

'you said it'

'I didn't mean it like that'

'Bella don't touch there please it's a sensitive spot'

'oooohhh whats going on under that blanket'

'shut up Quil and watch'

'I would but Brady just got up to get the food and I used him as a pillow and well I know you want to touch Jake, where did you touch him'

'Aw you made her blush I bet she was touching his dick'

'its so small she wouldn't be able to find it'

'actually its on the large size so I would shut up'

'ooo bella how would you know how big he was have you been cheating on Edward or Cedric with him'

'oh look foods here'

'yummmmmyyy'

'shut up and eat'

1 and a half hours later

'ohh why do we eat so fast'

'well we are werewolves'

'shut up bellas asleep'

'yea but wheres bella's hand'

'and why does Jake got his head back and his mouth open'

'oh shit shes giving him a hand job'

'Jarred your closest take the blanket off…'

'um ok'

'awww she aint touching him she's holding his hand but he does have a erection'

'ok the movie is over and since this is mine and Leah's house GET OUT, Jake and Bella can stay here'

'BYE mate'

'bye have fun with the sleeping lovers'

'shut up and get OUT'

'alright were going'

A/N sorry it's a 1 shot I had to do it um REVIEW luv u guys