CONNOR STOLL'S MONTHLY NEWSLETTER
EDITION 1
WELCOME!
E/N (Editor's Note) This is Connor Stoll's first monthly couple newsletter. Please forgive any mistakes.
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This newsletter will report about the couples' relationship (ha, ha, ha) and also the take-a-picture-of-them-making-out-blackmail value. Sons of Hermes, unite!
Now for a quick recap of what's been happening here in the camps.
Percabeth
After they'd gone into Tartarus, they are -listen to me- INSEPERABLE. (So there, Reyna.) There is a ~20% chance to find them kissing the life out of each other outside the Poseidon cabin, but here the Blackmail Value is lower than most couples because it's SO EASY.
Together Value: 11/10
Blackmail Easiness: 3/10
Blackmail Value: 2/10
Gruniper
Want to get some blackmail? NO CHANCE. The dryads will KILL YOU, though they are quite lovely together. Because I am Grover's friend, I shall stop here.
Together Value: 6.5/10
Blackmail Easiness: 10/10
Blackmail Value: 7/10 in the Hermes Cabin, 3/10 in the rest of the world, -999999999/10 in Juniper's forest.
Tratie
Weeeeeeelllll….. they're in this, to quote Francis Pope, a 'love-hate thing'. My brother kissed her to get away from the Chocolate-Easter-Bunnies-On-Top-Of-The-Demeter-Cab in-Prank, and I took a picture of THAT. Maybe, just once, the apprentice has passed the master.
Together Value: 2/10
Blackmail Easiness: 10/10
Blackmail Value: 11/10
STOP PRESS!
PERCY HAS JUST PROPOSED TO ANNABETH! SHE SAID YES! BOOYAH!
(No mortals, demigods or gods were blasted by Athena)
*PAUSE HERE*
Now, for a brief interview with… PERCY AND ANNABETH!
Me: Hi-
Percy: I am like, soooooo ADHD happYYYYYY!
Annabeth: *kisses Percy on the cheek*
*Starts making out*
Me: Errrrrrrr…. bye.
That concludes this brief interview.
Ahhhhh…. What was I saying again? Turn to/Wait for the next chapter of Edition 1 then.
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