Disclaimer: because I don't own smash brothers or the song that I'm using as a parody.
The ultimate smash down, a (Ultimate Showdown) parody.
(Some music plays and Bowser appears in Fourside)
Giga Bowser was smashing around
Knocking most of Fourside city to the ground
When suddenly Snake came out of a box
To hit him with his chicken pox
Bowser got mad and began to expand
But didn't expect Pichu to stop his plan
Who proceeded to up and shock him by a fluke
When Samus appeared after losing her suit
She began to start shooting the poor Pichu thing
When they both got flattened by Falco's Arwing
But before he could fly away to his little roost
Mewtwo came back from melee feeling juiced
He put his hands together and charged them up
Then he blew up Falco with Thumpi-thump-thump
Then he ran out of energy and flew away
Because Mario and Luigi came to save the day
This is the ultimate Smash Down
Of ultimate smashitude
Heroes, Villains and large pings
Everyone being knocked as far as can be
And only one will win
It's a wonder which we will see
This is the ultimate Smash Down
Of ultimate Smashitude!
Bowser took a bite out of Mario's head
While Peach was crying about him being dead
Pichu was finally back covered up in Charizards crap
When Lucario leapt out and landed on him
And Snake was injured and was trying to swim
Then Mewtwo came back on a whim
He suddenly found himself physically tripped
As Lucas had hit with a snake flavored whip
When he noticed Bowser sneaking up his rear
He reached for his cracker gun which was not very near
Because Snake had it, shot it and he didn't miss
He had shot Donkey Kong in the fist
Donkey Kong leapt at Snake and slammed him down
While Mewtwo did a face faulted with frown
It collided and then killed Pikachu
Then they were both blasted to dust by the Land Master Two
This is the ultimate Smash Down
Of ultimate smashitude
Heroes, Villains and large pings
Everyone being knocked as far as can be
And only one will win
It's a wonder which we will see
This is the ultimate Smash Down
(Music slows down to insert the glowing hand to appear.)
The smashers were blasted about…
In a lot of pain they would shout…
When suddenly from above…
The Master Hand came out…
Who charged a slap…
Which could destroy the minds…
To his other…
Crazy Hands back…
With which he fell to the ground…
And writhed in pain…
As Zelda had finally had her sex changed
But Master hand knew…
She was still a girl…
So he gripped her and tossed her from this worrld…
(Speed up to normal and characters start showing up)
Then Toon Link the small
And Ganondorf the old
And the young white Kirby and a evil looking Meta Knight
And Mr. Game and Watch
And Wario as a Genie
And forager Olimar
And luigi with linguini
ROB, then Sonic
Captain Falcon and ness
Dedede and Super Peach
Every single color Pikmen in this mess
Pit, Popo and Nana
Fox, Wolf, Diddy And Yoshi was smoking
They all had used their final smash
And blew up Master Hand and his god modding ass
It was the shortest battle anyone ever saw
As master hand died he flipped them all off
(Slow down for the end statement)
The battle was over for you see
All their lives were destroyed but unusually
The winner had came
They all cried who was better
It was Jigglypuff who was an excellent batter
(Song returns to normal speed to finish.)
This is the ultimate Smash Down
Of ultimate smashitude
Heroes, Villains and large pings
Everyone being knocked as far as can be
And only one will win
It's a wonder which we will see
This is the ultimate Smash Down (This is the ultimate Smash Down)
This is the ultimate Smash Down (This is the ultimate Smash Down)
This is the ultimate Smash Down
Of ultimate Smashitude!
Shows Jigglypuff covered in blood carrying a home-run bat while viciously smiling showing sharp pointy teeth.
End Song fic.
Darkon: now that the parody is complete does anyone think I could have done better?
six hundred sixty six words.