Heidi Is Quarantined

By Shadowgate

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Stan goes to Wendy's house and when he answered the door he told her he was glad she wasn't sick. He then asked "did you hear about Heidi?"

Wendy replied "yes I know she has the flu."

Stan replied "yes and the flu is always bad for children in Colorado. Hey remember that one year two kids died from it?"

Wendy answered "yes I think so."

Stan said "well in spite of that Cartman went to visit her anyhow."

Wendy groaned and said "I don't know what she sees in him."

Stan immediately snapped "you had a short crush on him. Remember we were debating the Goddamn South Park Flag?"

Wendy put her right arm on Stan's shoulder. Then she said "I do remember and for a short time we were on the same side. However that was just a short crush, with you I want an eternity."

Stan ends up with a very bright smile on his face and he wraps his arms around her. He said "with Cartman out of my way I can spend more time with you."

After getting permission from Heidi's parents to visit her in bed he was fast up the stairs and into her room.

Heidi spoke in a low voice "well I'm glad to see you."

Cartman asked "are you okay Heidi? Is your fever down?"

Heidi answered "well I'm doing a little better but don't get too close. I might throw up on you if you do."

Cartman said "I'll stay back here."

Cartman got out a binder and said "I'll read you a story book. That's what I came over here for."

Heidi laughed and said "that's a binder."

Cartman said "okay so I wrote this story for you. It's about a boy and a girl on a quest for treasure. They take off one morning after breakfast. During their quest they came across a boy in a red parka. His name was Little Red Riding Kyle. He was a faggot."

Heidi laughed and said "you always pick on Kyle" and continued laughing until she coughed.

Cartman giggled and continued on with the story.

"The two treasure hunting children continued on and came across a boy in an orange parka. He was dressed up as a princess and his name was Kenny. Kenny was proud to be a transgender. Kenny asked the two treasure hunting kids if they could spare a few bucks. They told him they couldn't and laughed at him because his parents were both alcoholics."

Heidi giggled and said "Kenny would kick your ass if he found out about this story."

Cartman laughed along with her.

Then Cartman went on telling the story.

"They continued walking through the snow covered town of South Park."

Heidi said "this fucking snow doesn't help those suffering from the flu" and she coughed.

Cartman told Heidi he'd hug her if she wasn't contagious. Then he continued on with the story.

"After passing up the transgender Kenny the two treasure hunting children came across a drunken former school teacher who had a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a puppet named Mister Hat in the other."

"The school teacher shoved the puppet down his pants and said 'oh Mister Hat that feels good."

"The treasure hunting children ran away from that former school teacher because he and his puppet were nasty pedophiles."

Heidi laughed so hard she had to hold her chest and struggle to catch her breath. After laughing for so long Cartman continued telling the story.

"Then the treasure hunting children reached the end of the town and found 10 million dollars on the side of the road. They each took home five million and that ends the story."

Heidi said "well it had a happy ending, oh my five million dollars." Heidi and Cartman both smiled.

THE END