Chronicles of Phil the mexican hipster princess :D
So I was walking into my house trying to get some Bacon,but I got hit(insert hitting sound).I woke up and questioned my captures."Where is the bacon"."We ate it,ha ha ha.""You monsters".I started to leader came out his name was Senjour Estabar."NOOOO UUUU(Estabar is one of Phils arch enemies)."What do you want :C""You see we have found a treasure,but are men keep disappearing.""So you want me to help,NEVAH""We have your friend Bakley"":O (this takes place between part 2 and 3 mm k)you leave her go"No not until you help us.""Fine."So we set off for Peru they did not let me have bacon.I was coming up with a plan to beat landed and demanded to see my friend,I was glad she was not hury,we then went into the jungle.I told one of the armed guards to go ahead,he fell into a pit and was eaten by vicious fairys,I laughed,we finnaly got to the treasure was a strange place it felt I started talking to Bakley"pssst"what""Ive got a plan"I realised the place wasnt of human was a trap and a group of creatures attacked us,I was trained to use KARATE in the whole continent of asia in a dry cleaning defeated the creatures but lost 5 armed men,which made things easier cause Estabar me and Bakley were left so the plan was coming found the treasure but it was an alien ship,a light shone from it,the doors opened and out came Kim Jong IL and a human sized talking banana,"Sooo re meet at rast Phir the mexican ripster princess""Kim Jong IL I presume,whos the banana.""IM LORD NICOLAS BANANA 17/9 THE FIFTH"Re have been here for months row,everboody thought I ras died,They were wong"(so sorry if racist)"Estabar wanted the ship so he pulled out a gun and shot Kim Jong."OH ROOOO""He pushed Lord Nicolas Banana 17/9 the fifth into a conviently placed giant jumped after him on the ship took off and we started to fly through space,Estabar and I had a laser sword fight,I used mine to make toast and cook bacon while dodging him (such skillzz)I then got knocked onto the ground,losing my laser sword,I quickly picked up these energy handcuffs and when he went to hit me I handcuffed him to the wall,he was stuck and he threw the sword at me and it missed and hit the controls sending us directly to a black delcared"Well I guess we both die then."Nope"Just then the tardis appeared and we rushed inside."Curse you Phil the mexican hipster princess,I will return"He got sucked into the black hole while we were safe,we then went I realised something had changed in the Doctor said "Oh God a Paradox has been created, time has been changed."
To Be Continued ?