Author Note: I do not own Twilight or Portal. I got the idea for this while I was on the Twilight Academy reading an Emmett verion of Fergilicious by prettyvampire. Yes I DO like Jacob!
This was a triumph I'm making a note here Huge Suck-ses It's are to over sate my satisfaction Apurture Medics
We do what we must because we can for the good of all of us, except the ones who are cold but there's no sense dying over every mistake you just keep trying 'till you run out of Bella and the changing gets done and you make a neat fang for the people who are still a vamp
I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now even though you broke my neck and left me and torn into pieces and threw every piece into a fire as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you Now these points of teeth make a wonderful line and we're out of blood, we're feeding on time so I'm glad I got burned Think of all the things we learned for all the people who are still a vamp
Go ahead and leave me I think I perfer to stay with Jake Maybe you'll find someone else to help you maybe the Volturi that was a joke, haha, cold chance anyway this Bella's great, she so delicious and warm look at me still feeding, when there's surgeries to do when I look in the woods it makes me glad I'm not you I've got changes to be run, there is research to be done on the people who are still a vamp
And believe me I am still a vamp I'm doing surgeries and I'm still a vamp I feel COLD and I'm still a vamp while you're dying i'll be still around and when you're dead i'll be still around Still a vamp, still a vamp.