In The Town Of Gravity Falls
Dipper and Wendy are seen on a telephone line. They are naked as the day they were born and taped together.
"Oh my goodness!" Wendy said.
"Oh my goodness!" Dipper said.
"We're naked!" They both said.
"Nice work, Wendy." Dipper said.
"What? It was your idea to do a magic trick."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Well, the next time I open 'Guide to Magic,' don't try to help."
"Well the book said 'The clothes would disappear.' I thought they were talking about the ones on the babies."
A boy and a girl is seen with their clothes on themselves.
"Oh relax. But how are we going to get down from here?" Wendy said.
They found a pair of scissors and used them to cut the tape.
"Phew. Now to get home on time. And not be seen." Dipper said.
"No one is going to see us." Wendy said.
"It's what you think."
They went on the route to home.
As they were going, they ran into a forest and below it was a farm with nude farmers and their wives.
"Let's see what's going on there." Wendy said.
"No, please. We can't be seen." Dipper said covering himself with leaves.
"Those farmers wouldn't care."
"Yes they would. We're kids."
"I'm a teen. Let's go."
They went down to the farm. The farmers and their wives greeted them.
"Hey there, naked kids." One of the wives said.
Dipper covered himself up.
"Hey, hey. There's no need to be shy. We're embarrassed as much as you two are."
"And we always try to remember..."
They start to sing about people not caring about a thing about their nudity.
"Jeez nuts, they are going to sing."
Ooo, la de do
la de do
Ooo
You may think that life has dealt you a bah, hey hey
But look at the bright side, it's really quite grand
*Piano plays*
So hold your head up high in the air
You have joined the ranks of those without clothes
Helpless is happiness
Clothless is freedom
Naked ain't half naked if you take it as dancing naked
"Where do I start? I want to start on this one," he is picked up. "Wait are you starting?"
You may be more sensitive to the cold wind breeze
But in the free department...
You're itching, it's new
"Not a sit down and hush up."
All those rays may now hold a burn
"Come on, Wendy."
SPF is now not needed
"What does mean everyone?"
No more concern
"I like it."
Dipper joined in as she was not embarrassed by it. Wendy just went with the flow.
*Chocus repeats*
Clothless is free..dom!
After the song, the two kids went along. They end up in more trouble than they expected.
"Oh my. There are a lot of people here." Dipper said.
"C'mon. Let's continue our journey." Wendy said.
"I guess you're right."
They hid themselves in many different and crazy ways.
They hid behind a monkey bar, a giant pencil, and Christmas lights.
The lights resembled their body parts.
"Dipper, I still feel uncomfortable."
"Wendy, we can do this. Remember the song, okay?"
"Okay."
As they finally try to make their way home, they end up in a studio.
"Oh my. There are so many people here."
"Relax and act confident. They don't care."
They went on stage. Crowds of people clapped as they remembered the song and Dipper acted confident even he was not.
Wendy waved to the crowd. They exited with pleasure.
"See Wendy, I told you people don't care."
"Dipper, thanks for everything."
After Dipper and Wendy left, the farmers and their wives from earlier came back to perform for a nudist club.