So…this is a very strange idea I had once…anyway, I do not own bleach or kuroshitsuji…a review could be nice…
It happened around noon. Undertaker was walking happily down the street, when something caught his eye:
A dead body.
He grinned and rushed to pick it up, when someone called: "Don't touch it!".
Undertaker looked to the direction of the voice, and saw a pink-haired man, wearing some strange-white outfit. He also had a pair of thick white glasses.
"Don't touch it!" the man shouted again, "I saw that body first!"
"Really?" Undertaker asked, and chuckled.
"yes." The man said and crossed his arms.
"And who are you might be, sir?"
The pink-haired man took a deep breath, "I am Szayel Aporro Grantz, the octava espada. Not that I care, but who are you?"
Undertaker smirked, "I'm undertaker"
Before could Szayel notice, Undertaker picked up the dead body and moved on.
Szayel gasped, "what do you think you're doing?," he screamed, "I am taking this body!"
"…really?" Undertaker asked, un-impressed.
Szayel glared at him, "what are you, anyway?"
Undertaker chuckled, "an undertaker…(and a shinigami)"
Szayel's eyes widened at that sentence.
He took out his zanpakuto and called it, "sip…La Lujuriosa"
While he released his form, he didn't noticed that Undertaker was long gone with the body, until the dead body coughed.
"what…?" Undertaker said (asked).
"who are you? What am I doing here?" the body shouted.
Undertaker stopped, "what…? You're not dead? That's no fun"
And with that Undertaker returned to Szayel.
"you can have him," he said and dropped the body to the floor ("ow!" the body called)
"he's no fun anymore."
Szayel grinned, "excellent!"
And the poor, living body, died in horrifying tortures Szayel likes to call "expirements"
The end
So…how was it? Please review and let me know!