not my idea. One of my friends dared me to do this, with at least three f-bombs.
Percy was casually walking down the street when a murdurer jumped on him. He told the fucking idiot to go away, but instead percy got murdered.
Percy Jackson was walking down the main street in Elysium when he got kidnapped. He was brainwashed and had to kill his friends. He murdured everyone and Zeus tracked him down.
"Why did you fucking kill my daughter, you fucking idiot?" Zeus asked.
Then Zeus killed Percy and thousands of girls cried.