Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note...Or China.
A/N: Yeah I just wanna say hi. How are ya?
(This story is far from my best work,
But hey, I wrote it at like 5 in the morning. And I was hyped up on Soda and Gum.)
Enjoy!
"WATALAHHH!" The chef shouted as he swung his knife,
His prey? A half dozen Shrimp he had tossed into the air.
"Um...Are you really sure we should be here?
I mean, what if like someone here is Kira..." Matsura said watching the feat,
"Matsura?" L said without emotion.
"Yes, Ryuzaki?"
"...Calm down and stop wasting perfectly good food" He said glancing at the plate.
"Oh...Right, Sorry"
"Yeah, Besides, if Kira was here he wouldn't make it so obvious.
He wouldn't want to take the risk of being caught" Light said.
L gave him an almost bored look, He couldn't care less about Light's argument,
He was about to be served sweets.
The chef threw a handful of strawberries onto the grill and then random berries.
L was watching as if he had never seen such a beautiful thing in all his life.
Light tried to ignore Ryuk eyeing the apples the chef was balencing on his hat.
As the chef dropped one at a time the apples on the plates,
He spun around and grabbed a bottle of some liquid,
He took a deep chug of the bottle and then spat it onto the grill.
The liquid burst into flame as if it were gasoline, in fact, Matsuda expected it was.
L didn't care, the cake was delicious.
Light stood up, "Man I'm stuffed!" He said,
"Um...Light? can I uh...y'know..." Ryuk motioned for the apple.
"Go ahead" Light said throwing it at Ryuk.
It bounced off his head and landed in the Koi pond in the center of the room.
Ryuk yelled and dived head first into the tiny body of water.
Fishes flew everywhere as he frantically searched for his floating piece of joy.
One landed in the plate of a slightly overweight woman who screamed and fell back with her chair.
Ryuk looked up and noticed what he had done.
Suddenly he noticed he had knocked it out of the water as well.
He jumped up and tried to grab it but a waiter running to help the woman kicked it out of the way.
Ryuk started to get mad,
He crawled across the floor to grab it and a kid stepped on his hand.
He rubbed it with his other hand to try and ease the pain as he finally stood up.
"IF YOU DON'T ALL GET OUT OF MY WAY I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL WITH MY NOTEBOOK!"
Light sat and chuckled as he watched the "Horrible scary shinigami" trying his hardest to be seen.
"You know I'm the only one who can see you right?" he finally said as Ryuk festered.
"...Oh yeah...Well, forget that" He said as he ripped a few pages of his notebook to pieces.
He threw them around the room and suddenly people started screaming.
"IF YOU TOUCHED THE PAGE YOU CAN SEE ME! HAHAH! FEAR ME YOU WORTHLESS HUMANS! I CAN KILL YOU ALL!"
One woman ran out the door as he made his way to the apple.
"ANYONE WHO DARES GET IN THE WAY OF MY BEAUTIFUL TRASURE WILL DIE!" He said.
Suddenly Ryuzaki looked up and noticed the chaos,
"Hmm...it would seem everyone has suddenly undergone some sort of halucination?"
"Whats that mean?" Matsuda asked as he looked around,
"It means everyone is high" Light said as he stood up.
"Must be the mushrooms in the soup" L replied.
"Oh, then we better go" Matsuda said as he followed.
Ryuk continued to threaten the guests as Light walked out the front door,
The chef ran out the doors of the kitchen with his knives at the ready.
"HOYAHHH! I SKEWER YOU AND SERVE YOU FOR EVENING SPECIAL!" He yelled charging.
Ryuk stood enjoying his apple as the chef flung his knives.
They passed through him as if he were a ghost and stuck in the wall behind.
The chef's face went white as he turned and ran back.
"This place is making me hungry. I'm going to the fruit stand downtown" Ryuk said as he vanished.
Everyone in the restauraunt stood staring.