Freshmen Year: Marching Band
Doctor Joe
Every summer, our marching band takes a trip to King's Island. On the way to King's Island, me, Erin, and Allison were making fun of the car in front of us because the license plate said Dr. Joe. We were laughing and saying things like "Hey doctor Joe," "I'm sick," "Let's make an appointment at Dr. Joe," and "I'm Joe. Doctor Joe," and we were singing the Doctor Who theme song while replacing Doctor Who with Doctor Joe. Then Doctor Joe turned into the lane next to us, and Allison's mom sped up a little. We were still mocking him, like "Oh, we're passing Doctor Joe guys." We finally caught up to the car and as we passed it…..in the passenger's seat…...hot DAMN! One of the hottest guys ever! The funniest part was the second we saw him, me, Allison, and Erin all said "Whoooooaaaaaa," at the exact same time. Just a simultaneous WHOA and then the entire car got three of us looked at each other and frowned. For the rest of the ride there, we were sobbing and apologizing to Doctor Joe. "I really want to make an appointment with Doctor Joe now," I said. "On 'bring your son to work day,'" Allison added. Now, whenever any of us feel sick, the others are like, "You should go check into Doctor Joe….say hi to his son for me."