-Yaoi-
Pit: AAAAWWWW! GROSS! Why would my fans do this to me?
Magnus: Wait... Is that angel face?!
Dark Pit: Do I need to beat up Pit more often to show that I accually hate him?
Pit: Im the one who gets the pain.
Dark Pit: Is Pit pulling down my shorts?!
Magnus: There is a Dark Angel Face?
Monoeye: ... Tenticles...
Dark Pit: You know what? SCREW THIS! *smashes computer*
-Yuri-
Palutena: We treat them nice. THEY TORCHER US!
Phosphora: Palutena has an angry side?
Viridi: Here is another reason on why I hate Humans.
Medusa: I'll turn them into stone again.
Palutena: Grrrrrrrrrr!
Pit: Calm down Lady Palutena, im sure that you have an Idea.
Palutena: Hmmmmmm...
(15 seconds later)
-Attacking the humans-
Medusa: Stone everywhere! YEEeEeEeEe!
Pit: kick. Kick. Kick. FALCO PAWNCH!
Dark Pit: Fire... Hehe... Burn! BURN!
Palutena: go! Go centurions!
Phosphora: A severe thunder storm. Nice.
Magnus: IM SO STRONG, I CAN KNOCK THIS BUILDING DOWN!
Viridi: yessssss... Perfect... *watches 10 Reset Bombs fall from the sky*