Author's note: In the Role Play I'm in, Freeza ran into Gokou and all his clones(don't ask, it'd take forever to explain, LOL!!) after 'all those years'. But because Freeza is a rock star instead of the evil bastard he was before he died, he and Gokou have become friends. Of course the ex-tyrant still acts like he hates Gokou's guts and tosses him some good insults when he gets the chance, but deep down he really respects the guy.
Anyway, Freeza wrote this song to reflect what he thinks of the "monkey"(and to annoy the hell out of Gokou). Pay attention and you'll see that he reveals what he really feels (and it isn't anything homosexual…you hentai! XD ).
He's Gokou (And He Drives Me Insane!)
I can't live with him...
But life would be boring without him!
Few Saiyajin ever come near me...
But he just can't stay away!
He's Gokou!
yeah, he's Gokou!
And he drives me insane!
With that ugly hair and big stupid grin.
That monkey has no taste in fashion,
and all the power in the universe.
He pops up wherever I go,
and always gets on my nerves!
All he ever thinks about is food!
And if a room is nicely silent,
his black-hole stomach will rumble.
And then he'll say, "Can we eat?"
He's Gokou,
yeah, he's Gokou!
And he drives me insane!
With that ugly hair and big stupid grin.
He provides great entertainment
when I'm in a bad mood.
I always knew he was good for something...
And as much as I hate to say it...
I've grown quite fond of him.
Of his ugly hair,
his big stupid grin,
his dumb remarks,
his endless appetite,
and his innocence...
He's Gokou,
yeah, he's Gokou!
And he drives me insane!
With that ugly hair and big stupid grin.
He's Gokou,
yeah, he's Gokou!
And he drives me insane!