Title: Mary Sue Invades a Disney Show
Author: XxStarbuckxX, formerly --Starbuck--
Summary: Seventh in the Mary Sue Series!
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
A/N: Coming soon...3 more Mary Sue fics!
==XxXxX==
Mary Sue had just moved into town. She had perfect, blonde hair and perfect blue eyes. She had a perfect figure. She was the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. She had perfect fingernails and perfect clothes and a perfect family that no one ever saw because they weren't as perfect as she was.
So Mary Sue decided to go to school. At school, she saw some people like Ethan Craft and Gordo that she had never met, but they instantly had a crush on her. She sat behind Lizzie McGuire who was not perfect. Then Lizzie invited her over to her house and Mary Sue said "Yeah!" because she wanted to show off her perfectness.
"Hi!" Mary Sue said as she walked in.
"HI!" Gordo said as he ran over there and gawked at her. "Will you go out with me?!"
"No," she said, "because you're not perfect!" She laughed and Gordo, crushed, ran away.
"Gordo, come back!" Lizzie yelled. Mary Sue saw that he was about to be hit by a car! So she ran really fast outside and jumped in front of him.
The car, which was NOT perfect, hit Mary Sue the Martyr and she fell. Gordo screamed and Lizzie screamed (not perfectly, of course) and Mary Sue gave a perfect moan of pain.
"DON'T DIE!" Gordo said, under her spell.
"I...have...to..." she said, bleeding perfect blood.
"But I LOVE you!" He yelled.
"Blleeeeeaaaarrrrgggghhhh," she said perfectly, and Mary Sue died. Gordo suddenly snapped out of his love for Mary Sue, and then jumped back.
"UGH! What's that?!" He asked.
Lizzie kicked Mary Sue's perfect body into the sewer.
"Seven Mary Sues down, who knows how many more to go," she said, sighing.
==XxXxX==
Sorry, I was running out of ideas...next one will be funnier! I promise!
Author: XxStarbuckxX, formerly --Starbuck--
Summary: Seventh in the Mary Sue Series!
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
A/N: Coming soon...3 more Mary Sue fics!
==XxXxX==
Mary Sue had just moved into town. She had perfect, blonde hair and perfect blue eyes. She had a perfect figure. She was the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. She had perfect fingernails and perfect clothes and a perfect family that no one ever saw because they weren't as perfect as she was.
So Mary Sue decided to go to school. At school, she saw some people like Ethan Craft and Gordo that she had never met, but they instantly had a crush on her. She sat behind Lizzie McGuire who was not perfect. Then Lizzie invited her over to her house and Mary Sue said "Yeah!" because she wanted to show off her perfectness.
"Hi!" Mary Sue said as she walked in.
"HI!" Gordo said as he ran over there and gawked at her. "Will you go out with me?!"
"No," she said, "because you're not perfect!" She laughed and Gordo, crushed, ran away.
"Gordo, come back!" Lizzie yelled. Mary Sue saw that he was about to be hit by a car! So she ran really fast outside and jumped in front of him.
The car, which was NOT perfect, hit Mary Sue the Martyr and she fell. Gordo screamed and Lizzie screamed (not perfectly, of course) and Mary Sue gave a perfect moan of pain.
"DON'T DIE!" Gordo said, under her spell.
"I...have...to..." she said, bleeding perfect blood.
"But I LOVE you!" He yelled.
"Blleeeeeaaaarrrrgggghhhh," she said perfectly, and Mary Sue died. Gordo suddenly snapped out of his love for Mary Sue, and then jumped back.
"UGH! What's that?!" He asked.
Lizzie kicked Mary Sue's perfect body into the sewer.
"Seven Mary Sues down, who knows how many more to go," she said, sighing.
==XxXxX==
Sorry, I was running out of ideas...next one will be funnier! I promise!