Chapter 1: The Transportation
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley sat in the Gryffindor common room around a small cauldron watching Hermione Granger stir the contents carefully. "Why make a potion if you don't know what it does?" Complained Ron scratching the side of his head. " It's for an extra mark from Snape he said it didn't do much damage and to test before handing it in." Replied Hermione adding a couple snow herbs to the now simmering purple substance. "Who are you testing it on Mione?" Asked Harry joining the conversation from his favorite chair. Hermione blushed a bit and looked down. "Well" she said quietly.. "Great I get to be a test mous"...Said Harry sarcasticly. "lol be glad she's good at potions remember when I got you to try my Dreamless potion but you ended up insomniac for a week?" Said Ron leaning back against the wall. "Don't even think of reminding me again" responded Harry scratching his head.
They sat in silence for another few minutes before Hermione filled two cups of the potion and handed one to Harry. "O.k it's finished lets drink" she said holding her own cup in the air. "God help me" said Harry smiling lightly taking down the full contents of his glass to seconds after Hermione did.
Everything seemed to happen at once, Harry felt the same feeling he got when transporting by port key. Everything began to spin in a counter clock wise next thing he knew he was lying in front of the school beside Hermione. "Interesting" said Hermione getting up and brushing off her robes. "Very" replied Harry standing up not even taking notice to his robes. "Well that takes care of Ron" said Hermione pulling Harry into an intimate hug. " We have to tell him one day" whispered Harry leaning his head onto Hermione's shoulder. "We will but not until we know he'll handle it well" responded Hermione rubbing the back of Harry's head. They stayed like that for several minutes before coming together in a small kiss.
Lily Evans walked out of Hogwarts looking for James.. Probably at the Quidditch pitch .. She thought to her self before coming to a rather stunning scence.. Right infront of her was her James eyes closed kissing some broad brunette.. She didn't even need to say anything she knew exactly what was happening she just turned around and walked right back toward the Gryffindor common room. "Lily wait up hun!" Lily turned around and saw that terrible Potter heading toward her. "What do you want?" She asked sticking her nose up in the air. James knew that face all to well he did something huge..Only problem was what did he do? "Lil"? He asked in his confused face. Lily just flung her red hair behind her shoulders and stood her ground. "How long has this been going on? I know about your little affair I won't stand for it James Potter do me a favor and FUCK OFF!!!" With those words Lily turned around and headed towards Gryffindor common room... "Affair? Mesa very confused" James turned around to face three angry looking Marduars.. "Don't tell me" said James depressed "I cheated on you to and no body told me"... Siris went to say something but got cut off when Hermione entered the school and walked right passed them.. "Wow"... Said Lupin turning around to watch Hermione turn the corner. "Holy shit Remus that girl was holding more books then you and she was hot.." Said James crossing his arms.. I can't take it anymore who the fuck does Lily think I was snogging? Thought James turning and walking away..
Back in the common room Lily was absolutely fuming in one of the big red chairs when Hermione walked in. "Hey Ginny wassup?" She said sitting across from the clearly pissed off Red head. "Exuse me?" Said Lily looking rather puzzled. "Gin you o.k it's almost as if you don't know who you are.." Replied Hermione "Um I know exactly who I am I'm Lily Evans and you're that bitch who was just snogging the shit out of that good for nothing James Potter who thinks he can crawl around Hogwarts like a snake".. Said Lily just about ready to slap Hermione.
Hermione stared in awe when the thought struck her... "Holy shit man I wasn't kissing your boy friend I was kissing your son!!" She said almost in fits of laughter . "My son?" said Lily rather confused.. It didn't take long for Hermione to tell the story of there potion sending them to the past and therefore decided to have a little fun with the two Potter boys. "Remember Lil Harry has green eyes so when your around him your name is Ginny". Said Hermione. Lily stood from her chair and said.. "Lets go look for James I'm pretty sure he's in the great hall eating lunch after our little show all the guys will be wanting to eat a lot more." With those words both Lily and Hermione set toward the great hall little did they know soon it would be an all out war between the sexes.
A/N: That's it for the first chapter your probably wondering why R rated.. Well in later chapters there's gonna be a lot more swearing more descriptive jokes and Homosexual slash. (Won't tell you who keep reading) If you have problems with this I advise you stop reading after this chapter!!!! Please Review and thanks to all who managed to read this far with throwing there cpu out the window!!
SAYANORA!!!
Luna..
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley sat in the Gryffindor common room around a small cauldron watching Hermione Granger stir the contents carefully. "Why make a potion if you don't know what it does?" Complained Ron scratching the side of his head. " It's for an extra mark from Snape he said it didn't do much damage and to test before handing it in." Replied Hermione adding a couple snow herbs to the now simmering purple substance. "Who are you testing it on Mione?" Asked Harry joining the conversation from his favorite chair. Hermione blushed a bit and looked down. "Well" she said quietly.. "Great I get to be a test mous"...Said Harry sarcasticly. "lol be glad she's good at potions remember when I got you to try my Dreamless potion but you ended up insomniac for a week?" Said Ron leaning back against the wall. "Don't even think of reminding me again" responded Harry scratching his head.
They sat in silence for another few minutes before Hermione filled two cups of the potion and handed one to Harry. "O.k it's finished lets drink" she said holding her own cup in the air. "God help me" said Harry smiling lightly taking down the full contents of his glass to seconds after Hermione did.
Everything seemed to happen at once, Harry felt the same feeling he got when transporting by port key. Everything began to spin in a counter clock wise next thing he knew he was lying in front of the school beside Hermione. "Interesting" said Hermione getting up and brushing off her robes. "Very" replied Harry standing up not even taking notice to his robes. "Well that takes care of Ron" said Hermione pulling Harry into an intimate hug. " We have to tell him one day" whispered Harry leaning his head onto Hermione's shoulder. "We will but not until we know he'll handle it well" responded Hermione rubbing the back of Harry's head. They stayed like that for several minutes before coming together in a small kiss.
Lily Evans walked out of Hogwarts looking for James.. Probably at the Quidditch pitch .. She thought to her self before coming to a rather stunning scence.. Right infront of her was her James eyes closed kissing some broad brunette.. She didn't even need to say anything she knew exactly what was happening she just turned around and walked right back toward the Gryffindor common room. "Lily wait up hun!" Lily turned around and saw that terrible Potter heading toward her. "What do you want?" She asked sticking her nose up in the air. James knew that face all to well he did something huge..Only problem was what did he do? "Lil"? He asked in his confused face. Lily just flung her red hair behind her shoulders and stood her ground. "How long has this been going on? I know about your little affair I won't stand for it James Potter do me a favor and FUCK OFF!!!" With those words Lily turned around and headed towards Gryffindor common room... "Affair? Mesa very confused" James turned around to face three angry looking Marduars.. "Don't tell me" said James depressed "I cheated on you to and no body told me"... Siris went to say something but got cut off when Hermione entered the school and walked right passed them.. "Wow"... Said Lupin turning around to watch Hermione turn the corner. "Holy shit Remus that girl was holding more books then you and she was hot.." Said James crossing his arms.. I can't take it anymore who the fuck does Lily think I was snogging? Thought James turning and walking away..
Back in the common room Lily was absolutely fuming in one of the big red chairs when Hermione walked in. "Hey Ginny wassup?" She said sitting across from the clearly pissed off Red head. "Exuse me?" Said Lily looking rather puzzled. "Gin you o.k it's almost as if you don't know who you are.." Replied Hermione "Um I know exactly who I am I'm Lily Evans and you're that bitch who was just snogging the shit out of that good for nothing James Potter who thinks he can crawl around Hogwarts like a snake".. Said Lily just about ready to slap Hermione.
Hermione stared in awe when the thought struck her... "Holy shit man I wasn't kissing your boy friend I was kissing your son!!" She said almost in fits of laughter . "My son?" said Lily rather confused.. It didn't take long for Hermione to tell the story of there potion sending them to the past and therefore decided to have a little fun with the two Potter boys. "Remember Lil Harry has green eyes so when your around him your name is Ginny". Said Hermione. Lily stood from her chair and said.. "Lets go look for James I'm pretty sure he's in the great hall eating lunch after our little show all the guys will be wanting to eat a lot more." With those words both Lily and Hermione set toward the great hall little did they know soon it would be an all out war between the sexes.
A/N: That's it for the first chapter your probably wondering why R rated.. Well in later chapters there's gonna be a lot more swearing more descriptive jokes and Homosexual slash. (Won't tell you who keep reading) If you have problems with this I advise you stop reading after this chapter!!!! Please Review and thanks to all who managed to read this far with throwing there cpu out the window!!
SAYANORA!!!
Luna..