MEGA CROSSOVER LOL-IFICATION-ISM!!!or something like that, Many chapters to come, expect to see: Lots of Yuri & Yaoi, Annoyingly repetitive wines, Ginger suicide bombers and Incredibly Kinky Flame Alchemy, enjoy ^^
As we say in Writhlington: YOUR WHAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! :P
And here we go: AUTHOR-NO JUTSU!!!!
The Anime Bar.
Chapter 1: There are dirtier habits than smoking.
Badou Nails leaned lazily against the wall and took a long, slow, heavy drag on his cigarette. All things considered, he was regretting coming to this bar. First of all, No smoking was permitted inside, MEGA BUMMER!!!! Secondly: Heine-kun was inside having a pissup-ification without him and finally, the most shitty and bizarre of all; a certain Miterashi Anko had swaggered over to him, full of enough alcohol to both kill and medically castrate a fully grown Alpha-Male Gorilla, not necessarily in that order, and challenged him to a craziness contest! Of all the Bizarre and utterly pointless things to get dragged by the Ginger ponytail into, a Craziness contest???????
At this point in time, Badou had not had a cigarette, or indeed any other form of Nicotine-related substance, for a full hour. Badou had made the mistake of not only accepting Anko's challenge, but seizing the initiative and pulling out 2 Dual-Wield Ingram Mac.10 Uzi's, conveniently left on full-automatic and with full ammunition clips, and in one gigantic burst of Machine Gun fire, tearing up the bar and all the bottles on it, sending Bacardi flying in all directions, along with the unfortunate Barman, his wife and their pet Goldfish Jim. Lots of spent ammunition, Curses that would've made Hidan look like an innocent Altar boy, and that did in fact succeed to turn the entire room blue and one cigarette later, Badou was grinning wildly. He had then at that point made his second big mistake of the night, He yelled at Anko, 'TOP THAT THEN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Anko topped 'That'
Badou's Bacardi shredding, goldfish slaying epic performance was utterly massacred by Anko, who stripped Bare-ass naked, Cossack danced on her head across the shattered remains of the bar, threw Kunai in all directions whilst singing 'LET MEEEEE ENTERTAIN YOU!!!!' and by god she had, until she back flipped off the bar and began raping the Goldfish's corpse. Poor Jim.
And so Here Badou was, puffing away in depression. Suddenly he looked up as the back door of the bar opened, and a tall, spikey haired Jonin slouched out, pulled a fag out of the pocket of his flak jacket and leaned against the wall next to Badou. He looked down at the shorter, Ginger smoker.
"Got a lighter mate?" asked Asuma-Sensei.
"Sure" said Badou, tossing the lighter in question over to him. Asuma lit up the cigarette, passed the lighter back and took a long, calming drag. A slience fell over the two men for a few minutes, until Asuma looked up.
"Wanna come back to my place?" He asked.
Badou thought about it for a sec then he shrugged, took the cig out of his mouth and stamped it out.
"Yeah, why not?"
Didn't see that coming did ya? Hehe, AsumaxBadou, gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
Next time, Repetitive wines and How to pull with a Deathnote!