Just something me and my sister came up with. Don't own Transformers.
If we vacationed with…
Sam
"Wow! I can't believe you got us into Disney World Sam!"
"How'd you do it?"
"Hey, a guy has his connections."
"In other words, Government."
"Hehe, hey how's that Allspark energy coming? Aren't you afraid something will happen?"
"Nope. Got it all under control."
"What was that?"
"What was what?"
"I thought I felt a ripple in the ground."
"Sam you don't look so good."
"I think he has good reasons."
"Why's that?"
"Cause it ain't everyday you see President's Washington and Lincoln skipping down Main Street."
"Wow! Now their break dancing."
"Is that the electric noodle?"
"Looks more like the robot chicken."
"Hey! When did Obama get here?!"
"I think after the presidential electorate."
Ironhide
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
"I told you this was a bad idea!"
"What?!"
Ratchet
"It's like watching a train wreck."
"You can't stop looking at it even though it's the most horrible thing I have ever witnessed."
"OWWW! Frag Ratchet! It's just an oil change! You don't need to be cruel!"
"Shut up 'Hide or I'll short out your synthesizer!"
Optimus
"Just why is half of Main Street Disney World breaking out in dance moves?"
"Don't ask."
"Just why does Ironhide have a wrench lodged in his throat?"
"Don't ask."
"Just why is Ratchet voluntarily residing in the brig?"
"Don't ask."
"Just what can I ask?"
"Don't ask."
Giggle
Jazz in the corner of the room, giggling at something written on the wall.
"Don't ask."
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"Wow."
"What?"
"I just realized our vacations have been living hell."
"Next time, we vacation with Bumblebee. At least we can't cause mass chaos watching the Bee Movie."
"Wanna bet?"
Hope you liked it.