Nick The Nearly Headless Ghost had a floppy neck.
If you ever saw him, you'd even say "What the heck!"
All of the other ghosts used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Nick join in the headless hunt games.
Then on the Death Day Party, Peeves came to say
"With my axe so light, you'll join the hunt tonight."
Then how all the ghosts loved him
Then they shouted with glee.
"Nick The Headless Ghost, come and have a spot of tea!