Super South Park

by S. homie

What happens when the boys go sleding in 'green snow' that just HAPPENS to have Biohazard sign next to it? They get super powers of course! See how they save the day in this epicflick!

1. Chapter 1

S.H: I don't own South Park so don't sue

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Stan, Kyle, and Cartman are in school.

Mr. Garrison says," So anyway children, that's why… huh what Eric?"

Cartman says, "Mr. Garrison how do you get super powers?"

Mr. Garrison says," don't be a dumbass Eric there's no such thing"

Cartman says, "don't call me a dumbass you son of a bitch"

CRASH!

They all go to the window and see what it is.

Stan says, "Dude! It looks like that stuff from."

So they all go outside to look at the green goop. Then Cartman says,

"Oh green snow! Let's go shielding!"

"No fat-ass that's not snow!" Kyle yelled to his fat friend.

"HEY! Don't call me fat, I'm just big boned you stupid fucking Jew!" Cartman yelled back. And with that they all began to head towards the glowing green snow…uncertain if it was really was…

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S.H.: Hey what's up? It has been over three years since I last typed up a chapter. Anyway please review and tell me what you think!