Mally's King of the Isle
Mal was on Boney Island but he didn't have any trouble at all. The animals were afraid to get within 20 feet of him, mostly because they could sense his demonic darkness even though he was just sitting on a stump minding his own business.
After a while, Mal walked around whistling "In the Hall of the Mountain King". He always loved that tune, it was eerie and powerful, something that Mal was. Though he was never always like this, at least as Mike remembers. He was still scary, always telling Mike to fight back but the boy was too sweet for his own good and he was really young back then.
"OH! Who cares about that traitor!" Mal almost screamed, scaring some of the animals again. "I'm gonna be KING!"
I was born to cheat and lie!
I'm a mean, ROTTEN guy!
When you ask me why I'm nasty, here's my reason whyyy~~!
Mal sung and pulled out of a picture of a woman who looks like him but older and feminine.
At that stork delivery mommy screamed.
(Feminine Voice) Woe is me, such a dork
Hey, Mr. Stork
Behold my misery!
Mike is ghastly, Mike's a blob, Mike's a nasty naughty slob!
(Mal's Voice) Can it Sister! I'M the mister who will get the job!
So I'm nasty, I'm no good!
I'll be King, Knock on Wood.
I'll impress ya, though I'm just a common lowly hood! HA!
He remembered his sad excuse for a mother, who doesn't even remember that he's alive. Technically she was Mike's mother, though Mike doesn't hate her as much as Mal does. The evil persona still continued to sing and prance around with horrific happiness.
If you can't be loved be feared!
Don't get shoved, sheep get sheered!
Be the king pull my string, or else you might get speared!
As he sang 'speared' he made a scary face, terrifying a few close animals and ran away when they saw his frightening face.
I'm so happy I could smile, seize my change, I'm so vile!
Come and cheer me, love and fear me,
Mally's King of the Isle!
He was so happy as he advanced through Boney Island's dense forest still whistling the ominous tune but then climbed a rock.
Come and cheer me, love and fear me,
Mally's King of the Iiiiiiiiiiiiisle!
He laughed evilly but stopped when he heard Chef calling him.
A/N: "In the Hall of the Mountain King" is by Edvard Grieg. It's one of my favorite symphonies, though I don't exactly remember their names I still like 'em.
The Song is from Disney's The Three Musketeers "Petey's King of France" but I changed a few words of the lyrics.
If you have some suggestions on songs that suits Mal I wouldn't mind listening to them.