DISCLAIMER: I do not own X-Files. Hey 1013 if you don't want to have the rights anymore you can give them to me.

A/N: Once again I wrote or thought up something during school. It's Theater's turn this time around.

DANA SCULLY is walking about a large tent like a kid in a candy store. The tent is big like a convention center and filled with booths displaying things related to UFOs and aliens. FOX MULDER is leaning against a tent pole.

MULDER: This is pointless. (starts to walk away)

SCULLY, stops him: Excuse me. This isn't pointless. It's actual scientific fact.

MULDER: I'm sorry. I'm a medical doctor and I've never heard of any of this.

SCULLY: Because you're a medical doctor.

MULDER: And what are you?

SCULLY: A psychologist.

MULDER: Maybe you should start taking what you give your patients. (starts to walk away again)

SCULLY, follows: So you're a skeptic?

MULDER: Clearly. You're a believer?

SCULLY, coldly: Clearly. Why don't you believe in aliens?

MULDER, stops: There's no proof.

SCULLY: Think of how big the universe is- pretty big. We can't be the only intelligent life. Even though some of the life on this planet isn't really intelligent.

MULDER: How about physics? I've studied it extensively and it doesn't make sense.

SCULLY: Extraterrestials would be much smarter and would be able to master physics.

MULDER: Of all the stars and planets, why this planet?

SCULLY: Have you seen another planet, Doctor-

MULDER: Mulder. No I haven't. Have you, Miss-

SCULLY: Scully. No but we've sent dozens of probes into space. Look at what happened to the ones that went near Mars.

MULDER: A waste of the tax payers' money.

SCULLY: For being a man of scientific stature, Doctor Mulder, you're close-minded.

MULDER: And for being a woman who treats people with mental illnesses, you are too open-minded. Like I said before, maybe you should consider taking what you give your patients.

P.A: Sorry about the interruption guys but the military says we're too close. That means that they want us to pack.

MULDER: It's amazing what the government will do to get rid of us.

MULDER walks away, leaving SCULLY there with a look of curiosity on her face.