Note: This is a parody of divas on Broadway. The original tune is from Anastasia.
Bra, don't fail me now
Makeup, don't desert me
Don't look bad, now that I'm here
People always said
Life is full of choices
But they'll have to stop and hear
My perky voice and phony rage
As I sing and smirk on stage
Somewhere in that town
I knew in my future
Broadway's where I would belong
My friends told me that
I was too annoying
But I know now that they're wrong
As I mess up yet another song
Which I've been doing for too long
I can't hit the notes
But with voice enhancers
My CD will sell out fast
Kristen Chenowerth
And all those silly co-stars
Can bend right down and kiss my ass
'Cuz I'm the star, you know I'm right
As I go backstage and start a fight
Joy, love, funny
These are things that I've been called out of my charm.
Dope, fuss, money
I've deserved that 'cuz my temperature is above warm
I'll be popular,
I'll be so admired
Showbiz, look out, here I come!
Off to wear big wigs
Tight skirts, rainbow makeup
That's who I'm gonna become!
Yes! Let this be a sign!
Let this stage be mine!
Let it get rid of my past,
Now I am home,
At last!