A/N: Originally, I just wrote the song, but then I decided to expand it and put it on here. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling is too marvelously genius for me to pretend to be her.
"Okay, you ready?"
"As I'll ever be. What about-"
"Keep your voice down!"
"Sheesh, Hermione, calm down! It's not like they're gonna hear us over the sound of their own talking!"
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Ron's right, Hermione."
"Hey!"
"Ssshh!"
"Let's just get this over with."
"I can't believe I let you talk me into this, Harry."
"What can I say, I get it from my dad. On three?"
"Okay."
"Right."
"One...two...three!"
The friends burst out of hiding, ran into the Great Hall, and began to sing at the tops of their lungs:
"Jingle bells, Kreacher smells,
Buckbeak laid an egg.
Harry's killed Voldemort,
And everyone's okay, hey!
"Jingle bells, Argus smells,
Dumbledore is gay.
Snape got soap and socks again
For this holiday.
"Dashing through Hogwarts,
The Headless Hunt will ride.
Peeves is sticking gum
On a statue s backside, hahaha
"Umbridge is evil,
She's worse than Voldemort.
McGonnagall is mad,
And Flitwick is still short.
"Slytherins go plan
The downfall of the school
As Ravenclaws study
And Quiddich players zoom.
"Oh, jingle bells, evil fell,
'Cause Potter came to save
All our butts and rescue us
From this deadly game.
"Jingle bells, the world yells,
'Shut up, Fudge, you stink!'
And Hufflepuffs are awesome,
Despite what you may think, hey!"
And with that, they ran laughing out of the formerly full Hall, a horde of angry Slytherins, outraged teachers, cheering Hufflepuffs, and every student, parent, and ghost whose suppers had been interrupted following hard on their heels.
A/N: Review please! Flames will not be taken kindly, but I welcome constructive criticism.
R.I.P. Dobby, Dumbledore, and Snape. Yes Snape.
Fudge, I'm pretty sure you're dead, so I'll say this: DON'T R.I.P. Be tortured by all the souls you condemned to death by ignoring Voldemort's return.
Voldemort, same to you. But be tortured by all the souls you killed.
=)