The Cullens Play Truth Or Dare! Oh shit......
"Ok gather round kiddies," Emmett said as all the Cullens joined him in the living room.
"What is this about?" Rosalie asked sitting down. "It better be good Emmett."
Emmett laughed. "Oh im sure you're going to love this, ok?" He clapped his hands together. Everyone had been bored all day. It was one if those days on the weekend where you had nothing to do. Emmett was planning on having some fun with an all time classic. Truth or Dare. Cullen style.
Edward's eyes lit up when he read Emmett's thoughts. This was by far the Cullens favorite. But the kids werent sure if Carlisle and Esme enjoyed the embarasment of others as much as they did. Alice perked up, looking into the future, sure enough seeing what was going to happen and how the game was going to play out.
"Who's up for some T. or. D?" Emmett asked excitedly. Esme's face was suddenly filled with joy. Alice looked very excited, Jasper's usually emo expression lightened up, Rosalie's face broke out into a rare smile, Carlisle groaned, Bella looked anxious, Renesmee looked interested, and Jacob looked bored.
"Im in." Esme said immediatly. We all fell silent. Esme was never one to say it first. She was certainly never one to say it so straight forward. "What, i have a good feeling about this time." She toid everyone.
"oh, this is going to be a good game, nice pick Emmett." Alice said squeling.
"I'll go first," Emmett announced. Oh dear god. "Bella... truth or dare?"
Bella looked around nervously. "Truth." Was that a good choice?
"Ok, what is the sluttiest thing you've ever done to a guy?" The Cullens stared awkwardly at Bella, anticipating her answer.
"Umm....ok do i have to answer this? Well , i guess i know the answer so dont answer that. I was with my friend, and my crush was on the other side of the mall. So she told me to go flirt with him. So I walk up to him, we get deep into the conversation. After a while, i guess he felt comfortable, he started whispering nonsense into my ear. So he kept that going, i personally enjoyed it. So as i was saying good-bye, i gentally grazed his ear with my tongue, and i have to admitt, it was pretty sexy." Everyone soaked up all this information.
The room erupted into laughter, and Emmett boomed. "You licked him!"
"Its really is pretty sexy." Edward remarked.
"Eww, dad to much." Renesmee told him.
"Gross." Alice said. "Ok Bella, your turn."
Bella's eyes settled upon Carlisle. "Carlisle, truth or dare?"
Carlisle relaxed. This was Bella. She was going to go easy on him. Wrong.
"Um...dare." He said simply.
"I dare you to call all of you ex vampire girlfriends and tell them that you'd love to get together with them. All of them. On seperate nights of course." Bella smiled
Carlisle stared nervousley at his family.
"So, how many are there exactly?" Emmett asked. 12, Carlisle thought.
"Um...two?" It was more of a question than an answer. Edward laughed.
"Twelve? Thats almost as many times Emmett broke Esme's vase this morning. Almost." He chuckled.
'"Twelve...?" Esme said angrily. Carlisle moved away from her quickly. Rosalie set his address book in front of him and laughed.
"Lets just get this over with." Carlisle mumbled. He got out his cell phone and dialed a number.
"Hey, Madeline.."
"Hey Sohia.."
"Hello Krystina.."
"Helena, hi.."
"Lena,.."
"Um, oh hello Gena.."
"Delena,..darling,"
"Lilia..yea been a while."
"Kelly,..my dear."
"Jeana,"
"Philia,"
"oh yes...Messa."
He finally finished, and Esme was furious.
"Lilia? My..cousin..Lilia?" She screeched. Carlisle was wide eyed as he realized she was right.
"Ok, Jasper, truth or dare?" He quickly said.
"Truth." He said quickly. He was still scarred from when he did a dare last time. He could still feel the thong in his butt.
"Worst thing you've ever thought about Alice?" Carlisle asked. Alice shot Jasper a death glare.
"Not telling."
"I will. And I quote, 'Alice doesnt look very good with that top.' " Edward sang. Alices nose flared and she dry sobbed.
