Roxy: Bleh. I don't own DMC (i wish i did). Characters are a bit OOC and this takes place...well I haven't beaten DMC3 yet so it's its own little setting. I beaten DMC though so you can see this happens if Dante saved Vergil on Mallet Island or something. and I didn't give DMC2 a chance 'cause it sucks.
Final: Pfft, you didn't even finish the first mission
Roxy: Well, I wasn't into the game like I was with DMC and DMC3! I can't wait to play as Vergie-sama!!
Final: Yeah whatever let's get on with the fic now shall we?
Roxy: Fine...but let's start it together!
Final: (sigh) ok
Roxy & Final: So enough with our rambling and ON WITH THE FIC!
whatever thoughts
------- new setting/POV
DANTE was at his desk eating his usual pizza and having his feet on his desk near the phone. He laidback and pulled out a playboy magazine from one of his drawers and stared at the pictures while his calm face turned into a light pink.
The front door suddenly got kicked down and Dante flipped a page.
"Welcome to Devil May Cry, sorry i'm not taking orders today. Please, don't come again." Dante flipped another page. "Unless you're the Pizza1 delivery guy."
"Dante, I need your help." Vergil walked in and stepped on the door getting closer to Dante's desk.
Dante rose an eyebrow as he looked up. "Me?You need MY help?"
Vergil looked to his side then looked up blushing making sure his younger twin didn't see him. "Yes..."
"Heehee..." Dante got up and hugged his brother. "Well, you came to the right person dear brother!" He went behind him and lightly pushed him, guiding him to the couch and sat him down. Dante sat next to him and put his arm around the older twin's shoulder. "So, what is it now brother?"
Vergil took his arm away and sighed. "Well, I wanna know what it's like..."
"...what what's like?""
"To...live in the human world again..."
Dante blinked in confusion as his words started to register in his mind.
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"HAHAHA!!"
LOADING COMPLETE
Vergil glared at his brother as he was literally rolling on the floor laughing his bloody ass off. "What's so funny?"
Dante laughed even harder. "You...hahaha you wouldn't last a minute in the human world!"
"Wanna bet?"
"Verge! Listen! It aint gonna happen! You've been caught up with all the demonic stuff that you wouldn't even understand humans the way I do now." Dante wipped a few tears from his eyes after laughing so much.
"I understand you, right?" Vergil snapped.
"I'm different remember?" Dante smirked and walked back to his desk to eat more pizza. Vergil followed and sighed.
"Careful Dante, you might get fat." Yeah, like he cared...
"Cool people, like me, never gain weight." Dante finished his slice and went for another.
"Is this what humans do? Eat fast food everyday?" Vergil glared at the half eaten pizza pie.
"Well yeah. They mostly eat McDonalds, the worlds best resturaunt for having heartattacks." He responded, finishing his third slice.
"Heartattacks eh?" An evil smirk grew on Vergil's face as if he's planning some evil demonic plan to rule the world with double cheese burger zombies. "...so yeah, can I have a slice..."
"Slice of what?"
"...Your...pizza."
"Hell to the fuck NO!"
Roxy: and...CUT! We're gonna end it here becuase we feel like it and I wanna know how you all like it so far!
Dante: HA I told YOU Vergil!
Vergil: Shut up...
Final: Hey, Roxy?
Roxy: yeah?
Final: is there gonna be twincest in later chapters?
Roxy: maaaaybe XD
Dante: NUUUUU!! (kneels on the floor sobbing)
Vergil: heh, that's right Dante, get on your knees
Roxy: Reviews are welcome! Flamers will get kicked by Vergie-sama!
Final: The more reviews the faster we'll update. The more flamers the higher the chance we'll stop continuing this fic...even though it's just the first chapter...
Roxy: So with that said!
Final & Roxy: Ja ne everyone!