This is a new story of mine- a random idea just came into my head.
Don't know if it will carry on but I wanted to do a funny one for once(At least I hope it is funny!)
Oh and I own nothing but myself.... I think.....
B POV
My phone started to ring. Again. I'd already been on the phone with Mike 3 times tonight. God- when will that boy get the point and leave me alone?
I picked it up anyway- "Look the thing is I'm very flattered but I already have a boyfriend!!" The voice that I expected to hear down the phone was Mike's. But it wasn't...
"Well- if that's the way you feel!" A musical, sing-song voice replied with a hint of fake sulk.
"Oh sorry Ali; I thought you were Mike.." I really need to remember to check the caller ID before speaking!
"Oh not again. How many times today?"
"'Bout 3." His record was 12. In a day. 30 in a week.
"Anyway Bella my darlin' I was wondering-"
"No"
"You didn't even know what I was going to ask.." It was a good thing she was on the phone because if she was here in real life she would be doing the puppy dog eyes and after a while I would give in and the devil would get her way..
"I know that it would have something to do with shopping!" Which I hate- by the way.
"And I thought that I was the one that could see the future!" Oh yeah: Alice is my best friend. And my boyfriend/ *sigh* Fiancé's sister. Oh and she's a future seeing 4"10 vampire. That sparkles in the sun and drinks the blood of animals- not humans. Wow in the year that I've lived in Forks (A tiny town in Washington) my beliefs about, well everything.
"Bella? I'm flattered but pretending to be me will not help you very much in life. Bella!!" I guess I had zoned out which is most definitely Alice's thing.
"I'm sorry: I was thinking."
"So? What do you think?" She was, like me, far too impatient!
"About.."
"About getting me this thing from this shop which I NEED and-"
"No Alice!" As much as I loved the pixie to bits I wouldn't go shopping for her of anyone else!
"Well anyway I expect you round later. Me and Emmett are baby sitting you while the rest go hunting!" Alice. And Emmett. Please no..
"I'm fine- go hunt with Jasper!" Please Ali!!
"Me and Em went yesterday so no worries!" Yay! Lucky me!
"Is Edward Ok with this?" Edward was my boyfriend. My 109 year old boyfriend!
"Well he had his doubts not sure why, I mean we are perfectly mature adults who can look after a human for a day or two!"
"A day?" A whole day with the crazier of the Cullens! God help me!!
"Yep! Won't it be fun?" Sure will....
I walked into my bedroom to find my bag already packed and sitting on my bed. Next to it was a note that said:
See you at 4!!
Mwah!
Alice xxx
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