Rap Battles
Author's Foreword:
Don't judge me ...
When I first started writing I thought of a few song lines that some of the characters could use ... and this is what happened ... I can't for the life of me come up with anything new ... neither do I want to ... ever ...
Kup vs Alpha Trion
Yo, yo, Kup in da house
With Docta House
and he ain't wearing no blouse!
Name's Kup,
that's right bitch, I'll slag you up!
Let's take up our cups!
No, we aint no pups,
Bring us the hard stuff
'Cause we don' like no fluff!
Hey, old coot,
You got nothing to boot!
Everybody wants you to stay mute!
You are just a whack,
Your processor got a crack!
Hygiene is what you lack,
You stink worse than an Ick-Yak!
Get in the line you jack,
You are next for a wrack!
Wheelie vs Triptycon
Yo, Wheelie is the name,
wanna play a game?
Oh look, you came?
Why? You are freaking lame!
Nobody likes you,
Metroplex despises you!
I ain't the one to blame
For him kicking your frame!
Yo dino, we aint the same
cuz you are freaking tame!
Rawr, Trypticon is here
And drinking beer.
Where did you come from you little queer?
Sneaking on you from the rear,
With this massive body me got,
Me powerful and you're not!
Are you a girl or a boy?
You aint no sexy toy!
You are useless
You are clueless
All you really do is lich,
Look at yourself, you're just a bitch!
Unicron vs Grimlock
Yo biatches I am Unicron!
I ain't no slagging minicon!
Immune to abortion,
Going outside of proportion!
I squeeze your ships
Without swaying my hips
I am the Planet Eater,
I don't need no egg-beater,
Got myself a lazer eye repeater!
You thought you could make me your slave?
Well let me tell you something, knave!
Don't bother digging a grave
In your corpses shall I rave!
Me Grimlock say
We on our way
To kick Unicron butt,
To punish him like naughty mutt!
Getting mah homies in on the fun!
Unicron, dawg, you bettah run,
Me grimlock will school you like an old nun
As me eat my cesium baloney
The food is served, aft a la unicroney!
Blitzwing vs Hot Rod
Come on down, Autobrat
what? Scared, you little turbo-rat?
I am motherslagging Blitzwing,
shooting your aft with a big zwing!
I got two vehicle modes - a jet and a tank
Gonna blast you, you Autobot wank!
Don' believe me? Then talk to me when you crank!
You know what you did in the movie? You stank!
Why don't you stop and give yourself up to a spare parts bank?
Hot Rod's back, let's party!
Cool people only, smarty!
In the movie you had like one line,
And it wasn't even that fine!
Go ahead, call for help,
All you can do is yelp!
Bring in your stupid trine
You bitch afts are gonna be mine!
Author's Notes:
Yeahup, and that's that ... again, please, don't judge me, it was a short phase and I got out of it ... I don't write those anymore, I am writing more serious stuff like ACTUAL fanfics ...
Some can sing, some can dance, I can't write rap for crap ...