A/N: Hiyah! I'm FINALLY putting up the Harry Potter: A Hot New Musical (Deleted Scenes). I thought I would make an entirely separate story for it… if no one objects. I just didn't want to keep adding to the one story since it was already really long. Anyhow, unlike the original story this is going to be one song per chapter (probably) and I've already got tons of great suggestions so hopefully this will just move right along! I'm so happy to be doing this again… (sigh). Anyway, tell me what y'all think! The song will be "The Song That Goes Like This" from Spamalot.

NOTE: You probably don't have to read the original… though it might be helpful.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Spamalot. Dang…

Harry Potter: A Hot New Musical!

Ron and Hermione… Take One

Phantom's Commentary: This was a little scene that I really was rather fond of. I thought it was playful and romantic at the same time… even if it were a tad unrealistic. I really felt that the words were moving and that the music was exquisite. I was really sad to have cut this one. So… without further ado… here is "The Song That Goes Like This".

-Brief Blackout-

-Lights Back Up-

Hermione sat innocently on the stage, staring out the window and wondering whether or not Ron has broken up with Lavender yet. She didn't know for sure but something about his attitude just TOLD her that he was going to. After all, he had very nearly said that he preferred her, Hermione, over Lavender. She sighed wistfully and continued to stare out the window.

Then a voice came from behind her.

"Once in every show," Ron's voice sang from the Common Room entry. Hermione spun around to face him and a smile lit up her face. "There comes a song like this, it starts out soft and low," he continued and as if on cue the music began softly and slowly in the background. "And ends up… with a kiss!"

Hermione giggled and blushed at Ron's flirting.

"Oh where is the song that goes like this?" Ron wondered aloud and dropped dramatically in the seat next to Hermione and gave her a wink. Then he broke from the singing and took a spoken solo. "Where is it?! Where!? Where!?" he shouted and then slumped as if in defeat.

Hermione laughed yet again and joined in with a sweet, whimsical voice.

"A sentimental song that casts a magic spell."

Next to her, Ron nodded.

"They all will hum along," she sang and motioned to the audience with a grin. "We'll ov-er-act as well!" And as if to prove her point Hermione clutched her hand to her chest and swooned dramatically onto Ron's shoulder. "Oh this is the song that goes like this," Hermione realized and turned her face up towards Ron's, beaming.

"Yes it is!" Ron cried and turned to face Hermione on the window seat.

"Yes it is!" Hermione echoed, also delighted.

"Yes it is!" Ron repeated, his face growing closer to Hermione's with each syllable.

"YES IT IS!" Hermione nearly screamed and also brought her face closer as if to give Ron a kiss. But in an instant they both turned their faces towards the audience so their cheeks were pressed together and their hands were clasped in front of them, intertwined with the other's fingers.

"Now we can go straight into the middle eight!" Ron sang but then glared slightly up at the rafters. "A bridge that is too far for me!" he snapped in almost anger before once more having a sweet, serene smile back at the audience.

Hermione turned her head again so that is facing Ron's.

"I'll sing it in your face!" she screeched. "While we both embrace!" Ron immediately gathered her into his arms at her demand. "And then…" Hermione paused for dramatics, "We'll change the KEY!" And as she sang the orchestra took the music up a couple notes and the music began to really swoon.

"Now we're into E!" Ron sang but found that his voice cracked a little on the last note. "That's aw-f'lly high for me!" he complained and Hermione nodded her head.

"But ev-'ry one can see we should have stayed in D," she sympathized. In unison, the audience nodded once and cringed a little.

"For this is our song that goes like this," the two lovebirds sang in unison. They stood up from the seat and then they once more broke into their parts, still in an embrace.

"I'm feeling very proud," Ron bellowed happily but Hermione made a face at him.

"You're singing far too loud," she scolded. Ron looked a little upset to have been nagged at in the middle of their song.

"That's the way this song goes," he reminded her before Hermione interrupted him again.

"You're standing on my toes!" Hermione yelped and backed away a little bit to avoid further damage. But when Ron pouted all was forgiven and Hermione once more pressed herself against him lovingly.

"Singing the song that goes like this," they harmonized together.

Then Ron and Hermione leaned in, thinking that it was the end of the song because the orchestra was dying down a bit in volume. But then, the entire band began to continue and struck up again in a loud and romantic tune.

"I can't believe there's more!" Hermione gasped, glancing up at the rafters like Ron had earlier in the song.

"It's far too long I'm sure," Ron agreed and gave an awkward smile at the audience. Once again, they all nodded in agreement. Hermione groaned and stomped her foot with impatience.

"That's the trouble with this song. It goes on and on and on!" she complained. Ron too rolled his eyes with Hermione.

"For this is the song that is too long," they sang together sarcastically.

"We'll be singing this till dawn," Hermione moaned and backed away from Ron, looking rather disgruntled and no longer feeling romantic.

"You'll wish that you weren't born!" Ron swore up at the rafters, directly where he knew the Phantom was sitting happily.

"Let's stop this refrain," Hermione suggested, inching closer to Ron again with hope in her eyes.

"Before we go insane!" they belted together and once more grasped each other's hands. "The song always ends… like…" Both singers paused and stared lovingly into each other's eyes before continuing. "This." Their voices faded away until they were barely audible as they continued to stare at the other's face.

And before the orchestra could do a thing about it they had swept each other into a passionate embrace and Ron kissed her. Hermione eagerly responded and very nearly kicked her shoe at the little orchestra man in the pit for trying to start the song up again.

The curtain then pulled shut and left the audience in darkness.

-Black Out-

Phantom's Commentary: This one was essentially cut because of an actor's revolt. Or more specifically… Hermione's revolt. She felt that it was "unromantic". Pssh. Whatever. I thought it was brilliant! When she threatened to walk though I knew I had to give into her demands. There simply was NO OTHER Hermione that could have taken her spot. So alas… another scene chucked aside.

A/N: Okay… I know it's kinda short but I'll be updating a lot I think since I have so many songs I already know I'm going to use. So… please review!