Mickey Mouse Is Not Fit For College
Made by D. Whitehead
All characters owned by the Walt Disney Company.
Mickey Mouse was planning on going to college.
"Well, hello, sir, what brings you here?" Ardie the office manager asked Mickey.
"I'd like to go to college." Mickey said.
"But why do you want to go to college?" Ardie asked.
"Because I want to be a famous college director where the clubhouse is! I can't wait to see what brings me there!" Mickey was excited.
"Yeah, I don't think you're fit for the college degree." Ardie said.
"Aw." Mickey was sad and went home.
"Guess the college degree didn't go well." Mickey said.
Minnie arrived in a hurry.
"Mickey, Mickey! Guess what I did, I got myself a college degree!" Minnie said happily.
"That's nice, Minnie." Mickey said.
"I even went to the clubhouse where there was plenty of cheese!" Minnie added.
Mickey just ate one piece of cheese. There's no cheese left on the plate for Mickey to eat now.
"What was that again, Minnie?" Mickey asked.
"Plenty of cheese!" Minnie said.
"Oh yeah. Plenty of cheese." Mickey said and walked out.
The End