Duke nukeb- the aliens stole the lady by Jason merecede
Dule nukem was in his apartmented and watching the girls and he was watching on the tv. "Those alien bastaurds are gonna pay forshooting my ride" he said because he fell from his spaceship. He got his pistolgun an shot a alien. "Where's the jetpack" he thoughted. Then while taking steriods he had a flashback to his childlyhood. He qas riding his soccer ball when dad came out and kicked the soccerball into the grill and it hit mom and he couldn't find his bike. His dad would always tell him "duke nukem my name is BillyBob nukem and I want you to become a lawyer. This make nuke nukem upset. "I cant be a lawyer I have to fite aliens drama" so he went on the rloof to get the secret place to get the rpg. An alien said "tickets please" and Duke nukem shot him with a roclet and hhe blew up. Then duke nukem went to the strip clib and watched the boobs dance. Then he defeated the boss and said "now I must go onto the space-ship" his skin was treally tan because he looked like te beta dukenukem. Then he killed the slimethings and the octopussbrains and the lizirds and he went to the earth and went to shopinbag to get some magazines if you know whay im saying.
Layer that day buke was done driving his spaceship on the roof and he went out to cut the grassed. BUT IT WASNT A GRASS IT WAS A ALIEN
The ened
Authors note: hey at least this iis better then dukenikem forever.