Hey Mickey!
By: Greensleeves & Queso
A/N: This lovely idea came to Greensleeves one day… not quite sure how, but it did. She then told me, and thus, a story was born! Enjoy!
Umm… Queso? Aren't you forgetting something? ….No, I don't think so… why? Well…I don't know about you, but I rather like living in a home…that's not prison… What in the name of Merlin are you on about, Greensleeves? Well, seeing as how we are using ANOTHER person's characters, don't you think we should give them credit? …….OH! Right… hehe Disclaimer…got it.
Disclaimer: If we owned Harry Potter, we would have included this story in the actual books, and therefore would not be posting it on a fanfiction site. Get it? The only bit of Hogwarts that we own is in our minds.
Oh, and the plot is ours.
Yay! We own something, Queso! …Do your homework, Greensleeves…
"Lily! We need your help!" James cried as he chased the redhead down the hall, closely followed by his 3 best friends.
"I've already told you, James, I'm not helping you in one of your ridiculous schemes!" Lily yelled over her shoulder as she walked faster.
"But Lily-flower! Light of my life, flame to my candle, McGonnagal to my Dumbledore, WE NEED YOU!" James shouted, smirking as she stopped in her tracks.
"You did NOT just compare me to McGonnagal, James Potter!" Lily said as she narrowed her eyes and placed her hands on her hips.
"Well, with that pose, you do kinda look like her," Sirius claimed while looking her up and down.
"Shut UP, Sirius!" James and Lily shouted in unison. Sirius held his hands up in mock defeat.
"Look, Lily, we wouldn't be asking for your help unless we really, REALLY needed it," Peter Pettigrew chirped.
"So, please, Lily. We're begging you here! You know how Sirius gets when he can't complete his prank fantasies! He breaks out in that terrible rash, his eyes glaze over, and his hair goes limp!" Remus stated while Sirius pouted at Lily.
"Please, Lily. For the sake of these gorgeous locks," Sirius said, grabbing his hair for effect, "Please, please help us!"
"Yeah, Lils. You don't know how hard he is to live with when his hair goes limp," Peter stated while James shuddered, "Last time he made Remus constantly spout out phrases like, 'Sirius Black is one sexy beast' or, 'Here comes Eros in the form or Sirius Black!' every time he would enter a room. It was awful Lily. Absolutely awful."
"Well," Sirius started in a huff, "I don't seem to remember Remus being all too bothered by having to call me a sexy beast-which is completely true, mind you- do you, Wormtail?"
"That's because, Padfoot, I was glad to finally be able to tell everyone what I've really thought about you for so long," Remus replied in a husky voice while fluttering his eyelashes at Sirius. Seeing this, Sirius edged farther away from Remus, glancing at him out of the corner of his eye, causing the werewolf to snicker behind his hand at how easily bothered his best friend was.
Lily sighed as all eyes were on her, waiting for her reply. She stared at James's adorable pout for a moment.
"You're lucky you're cute, Potter," Lily said finally. The Maurauders whooped and James pulled Lily into a kiss in celebration.
"HEY!" Sirius shouted. "What about me? I'm WAY better than cute!"
"Don't worry, Sirius," Remus said while putting his hand on the other boy's shoulder, "I still think you're God's greatest accomplishment." Remus then smiled wolfishly (A/N: pun intended) and ran after the others, to go over the plan, the whole time trying to fight back the laughter threatening to explode from his mouth, leaving a very horrified Sirius in his wake.
"Right," Sirius said to himself, "Must find a bird to snog to get horrible images out of head."
He then turned on his heel and marched into the great hall, looking for his next victim.
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Chapter 2 should be up soon. Keep a lookout for it!