"Try for some remorse, Riddle."
"Hmm… nah!" Then suddenly, Voldemort had a farmer outfit on. Everyone was confused until the song 'Cotton Eyed Joe' came on.
Voldemort danced in a hillbilly fashion while the speakers sang:
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I been married long time go, where did ya come from, where did ya go? Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe…
*BANJO SOLO!!!!!!!!!*
Everyone watched in disbelief as THE DARK LORD played the banjo. When everyone thought things couldn't get any weirder, Harry Potter, the CHOSEN ONE, poofed on a hillbilly outfit and sang in a high voice:
He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields so handsome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun
WOOH!
Then the speakers blasted:
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I been married long time go, where did ya come from, where did ya go? Where did ya come from Cotton Eye Joe?
Soon Draco Malfoy, MALFOY, had a hillbilly outfit on and sang in a high voice just like Harry's:
He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men cause of cotton-eye joe
*BANJO SOLLLOOOOO!*
Harry, Draco, and Tom sat down on barrels and started playing the banjo. Then Harry and Draco skipped around Tom's barrel while they both played the fiddle.
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I been married long time go, where did ya come from, where did ya go? Where did ya come from Cotton Eye Joe?
The war was over. Everyone won.
Draco, Harry, and Tom each bought a magical pony that they rode into the sunset, never to be seen again…
LOL! I had to get that out of my system…. I don't own "Cotton Eye Joe" or "Harry Potter"
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