Lex-
" I thought about what he said, Then had a full out dance battle with him… He lost.
Zod-
I walked in on what seemed to be a dance fight? I then joined. They didn't know what hit them because I had a party in my pants that was bigger than those lollipops. Later that night I walked them home, we went to the beach and the movies, and even visited Clarks pants, AND THE CHILDREN OF RAPE TOWN. it was loads of fun, I never wanted it to end. Why did it have to end? I thought to myself, and why did I enjoy it so much? Could it be?! AM I A BRITISH GAY GUY!?... AND IS MY LOVER A BALD GAY GUY?! I thought fast, my answer was then clear, I am indeed gay, and my buddy was walking home alone. As I turned my head a pack of 30,000 werewolves were attacking my lover, I ran in between it and took a bite for the team. Lex thanked me for saving him but then lowered me into his house. Once I had gotten in I knew this is where I belong… THEN ME AND LEX HAD FUN IN THE TRASH!...
*Years later* … *After marriage*
Lex-
I have been with the love of my love for 3 years now, and nothing had made me happier, we have the best house in the town, (RAPE TOWN), and even somehow created a baby, (Zod was preggers for a while. I hate to say but it turned me on)... Anyways our baby "Led Luther" was a angry little child, so we had to send him away where all the bad babies go, Seaworld!... AHHHHHH!... (I cant even talk about it… scary stuff bro) Anyways yeah we sent him there… And he might have died… I'm not completely sure, WHAT EVES! Later When I got home from work, Zod ran to me and I caught him, then held him in my arms and we started swaying, he said that he was changing his name because he felt alone!... He was the only one to be in the "Z" club but now that hes a Luthor he had a chance… as he thought! DUN-DUN-DUN!... But yeah, no he changed his name to Linda, so hes Linda Luther now.
Linda (Zod)-
My name is Linda… I WUV IT!Aquaman-
JUSTICE LEAGUE! *perverted whisper*
Clark-
My life sucks, ever since Zod/Linda and Lex started dating I feel so alone… SOOOOO ALONE! Today I saw a fight I tried to walk in and break it up but someone thought I wanted to join and gave me a whap in the happy sacks!
Then I went to the mall and was putting on a dress when someone peeked there head under the room where I was half dressed so I kicked them in the face but to my surprise it was…
LED LUTHER!... But he just kinda asked for some beer nuts and then left, so YOLO!